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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 852 Newer› Newest»Jules...those are fake... you are such a liar... they didnt feel fake!!
Ellie: LMAO
WTF? I'm gay?? That's the best you could come up w/?
And even if I was, I would be totally out of your fucking league.
BITCH.
Fuck, I guess it's time for a CYBER-SLAP-DOWN!!
don't make me get all Christian Bale on your ass !!!!
Anon, fyi, Kim the one who likes to be bent backwards over the couch.
Just sayin'.
Oh, and Jules, too.
Sometimes together.
Kim, you may be on to something.
I'm getting sick of this shizz. It chaps my hide.
DB....Seriously is that your real email???
Ellie--you, me and RP. Totes would share him with ya. :D
Wow! I'm a fake? LMFAO!!! Geez Anon...who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Cause I'd be more than happy to apply for that job...
WTF is up with this crazy anon?!?
Bah.. I'm The Dogs "Buttocks" Okay Forest Gump.
DB
if is take down got it
LOL DB, I just had to write a paper about Forrest Gump!
Kim...darling...just hold up! There is no need to go CB right now! That's just over the top...
Anon doesn't deserve CB....he/she/it isn't worth the breath. Hell, he/she/it is pretty much a waste of skin in my book....
Tenneil..yes. Email me. I'll answer you back if you don't believe me. I have many emails for many different things.
McV, I'm having a stupid moment, I guess~ Totes? (totally???)
Kim ~ Going postal on the anon, Love it...
Ahhh Come on... I kinda wanna play with the stupid fuck. You know I have some anger to work out.
GOING TO MY HAPPY PLACE NOW. I KNOW YA WILL MISS ME BADDLY. I SHAKE YOUR OL'FAT GELL-O ASS UP.
YA'R ALL FAKE!! TRY TO READ A REAL BOOK, NOT A FANFIC THING IN A SITE. GET A REAL LIFE. ROBERT P. IS NOT COMING TO CHECK ON YOU HERE, OR ANYWHERE.
BACK SOON, OL'LADIES! DON'T WET YAR PANTS TOO MUCH FOR ME...
DB -- Fucking forrest gump LMAO
Jules -- you certainly were fake last night ... not that I'd remember!
Damn illiterate.
What Ellie - you are cheating on me with McV? And I have to hear about it from that cheap, uneducated, skank?
WTF did she just say? All garbage... can't understand it.
Anon, why don't you get a life and stop commenting if you think we're all fake. Nobody is making you read this. This blog is about sharing our love for Rob, not bashing each other!
Baddly? Okay, I got it. He's a gangsta rapper and the whole illiterate thing is just his angle. Right? Tell me people aren't really that dumb. Help me believe.
ANON~I'm sorry, but we don't speak asshole-enese here. Try using a fucking dictionary next time.
Yes El, totes = totally. :D
Anon is a boy with a very small penis.
Just popping in for a bit and, WHOA, what a fucking nut that anon is, I guarantee you it's some pathetic dude thinking he's getting us all riled up. Sick, sick shit.
Shit, is anyone else having as much fun as I am tonight!
I love y'all!!
OK, I'm drinking, again! not as bad as last night -- yet!
But I would go all Russell Crowe, phone throwing, or Jack Nicholson, clubbing cars, in defense of my Robkats!
Oh, Alie, I am SO SORRY! I didn't mean for you to find out like this...wanna join in? *wicked grin
DB: A gangsta rapper from Kentucky.
Oops, sorry for the lack of hellos on my part. Hello, lovelies!!!
He/She called me a 5 year old tutor yet I am a gramatical master in comparison to them. WTF? Just say NO next time brainiac. This is your brain on drugs and it's not pretty.
Kim, I am srsly LMAO @ all this anon bullshit. Not drinking, but still having fun. ;D
Hey, Karla!!!
How are you, honey bunch??
LMAO @ Kim~ I Fucking Love You!
"But I would go all Russell Crowe, phone throwing, or Jack Nicholson, clubbing cars, in defense of my Robkats"
Hi Karla!
Mel: I'm drinking. Want some?
Hell, Mel, you don't need to drink! You're on all that steroid!
can you spell M-A-N-I-C??
Hi Karla!
Hi Karla!
Hi Karla! Welcome to the blog! We needed you!!! How are ya Gorgeous?
Hi Sabrina!!!!
Karla!! Haven't seen you here lately babe!
You are one hot sexy chick!! How's it hanging?
Hi Karla!
I'm well. Wish I was having a drink or 2 (might make anon seem even the slightest bit funny or non-pathetic), but I drank last night.
I'm psyched about McV - LOOOOVE her!
Jules, it's almost our time for another non-recollected phone call ...
Hi Jules! *waves*
Hey Karla....
Ellie, I know, I know...liquor and steroids, not a good combo. Plus I would just fall asleep and I need to stay UP.
Just think, this time next week, US ladies, we'll be watching the DVD!!!!
No, no, no! You two can't leave!
One phone call and it's three hours out the window! lol
Woooooohoooooo!! I just ordered my DVD tonight!
When that DVD comes out, I may have to put ff on hold for a while. How does a month sound? haha
I don't get a fucking DVD. Can you believe that? I think I more pissed about that than anything. Fucker needs to pay.
Only a month...ellie
I'm gonna wear out my pause and rewind button on the remote ;)
Ellie: Put ff on hold? Naaww, just give up sleep.
Hey Babbles -- I fucking love you too!!
Now bend over that bar stool ... and afterwards make me some mushroom risotto!
I FIGURE YOU "OL'ROBKATS" WEARING BOOTS, MINI-SKIRTS, ROSALIE'S NEW WIG,... FAT AND PATHETIC...
HA, HA, GO TO THE GYM, FAT OL'WOMEN!! GET A LIFE, R.P. WILL NEVER LOOK AT U, EVEN IF YOU GO TO A MALL, SCREAM IN HIS FACE AND TAKE YA'R CLOTHES OFF. OH, WELL, MAYBE THAT LAST THING WORKS, SINCE YA'R SOO FAT AND UGGLY.
YA'R MEN ARE SLEEPING, RIGHT? DREAMING WITH SOME TOP MODEL, FOR SURE AND GETTING IT OFF.
What about the slow mo..feature??
30 SOMETHING MY ASS IS. YA'R 60 AND A LOT!
Dude, go jizz in a sock and leave us the fuck alone!
"take ya'r clothes off" Anon: Are you a pirate?
ANON~give me your email address so I can show you just how fat I am, BIATCH. My ass works out, and I bet you would LOVE to see my ass.
Srsly, you are so lame. Why are you here. Poof. Be Gone.
Kim....HHMMMM mushroom risotto..can I have some please??
OK~ I changed my screen name to babbles... But Gambit should look familiar to you all because he is beautiful... I am off to read some fanfic, Why! Because I Fucking Can!
I love you worthless no job bearing, Rob loving Fanfic whore reading bitches, you are my people, And you can spell correctly and in my book that's aces...
Jules & Kim ~ Fuck, Drink one for me!
McV + Kats = Delight!
xoxoxoxo
Brooke
LMAO Karla!
30~LMAO.
30 something my ass is...? WTF are you talkin' to me?
Anon...where do you live? Seriously. If you are close to me, I would love a face to face right now. Your are bugging the shit out of me and I really just want to fuck you up. It's not fun verbally sparring with you since you don't write in English.
I'm seriously not in the mood for your shit and if you don't shut that fucking mouth of yours, you will be sorry. I don't want to ruin my RK's night so I am hoping you just back up and crawl back into your hole.
Bood night, Brooke! Sweet schmexy Rob dreams to you and olive juice! xoxo
Good Night Babbles...LOL
Have fun. We are your people. Never forget that!! :-D
Sweet Dreams.
XOXO
a pirate! LMFAO, Oh I could take that places, But I wont, I am out!
Lata~Ladies
*Good night, I meant to say...
hmmm isn't this how Buffalo Bill, Ted Bundy, and John Wayne Gacy started out .....
Anon -- admit who you are -- gay .. and get on w/your life before you kill some innocent person.
Unless you have bodies in your parents' basement already!
Jeffrey Dahmer called ... he wants his MO back!
Good night Brooke!
LMAO, Kim!
Anon~
These's girls can run circles around your ass...physically and mentally...
Goodnight and happy reading Babbles!xoxoxoxo
Nighty, Brooke, love ya!
Anon, do you like a nice chianti with your fava beans??
Oh shit...who is going to write Pirate Edward (Piward) and wench Bella (Wella)? Come on. It HAS to be done.
Nite Brooke..
MUSHROOM RISOTO. YOU EAT TOO MUCH, FAT OL'TENNEIL...
DB, I just got a visual of Rob dressed like Jack Sparrow...drinking the rum.
Anon...The RobKats are some seriously beautiful bitches!
Right Girls?
We have more beauty, talent, brains, class and intelligence than you can ever hope to aspire to.
Crawl into your fucking hole and pray to God that someday you to can have the friendship and support of such wonderful people like I have.
You are pathetic. I feel nothing but pity for you now....
DB: Sounds like you've got a good start... I vote for you! Piward LMAO
LOL, start writing DB! I'll lend you my pirate hat!
Oh shit -- McV -- you still here?
Pirate Edward??
Sounds like a job for you!!
Night Babbles.
xo
High Five, Jules! I heart you so.
Oh, changed my name, btw.
DB...I heart you so hard right now!!!
You go girl! I feel the same way!!!
Ellie: love the visual... keep talkin sweets.
I second that Pirate Edward!!!
Arrrr matey!!!
THE DOGSBUTTOCKS WANTS TO F* ME? I HAVE A PIERCING IN MY HOLE... YA'R CHOICE...
I'm not hating the Pirate Edward thing. I'll buckle his swash any day!
What the hell is YA'R?
Do you know ANY English?
Ellie... I dont know... must be too much time waiting in line for the naughty room???LOL
Oh I'm still here. Just here and there. PMing people. Answering threads. Fantasizing about kneeing Anon in his very tiny junk.
Damnit! I cant make an effing choice...I'm sticking with this.
Anon: you silly child, she said fuck you UP. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Oh, Anon. Just when I thought my visual of you couldn't get any ranker, there you go, proving me wrong *shudders and horks*.
Apparently Anon can't read either. There was a slim chance you had one thing going for you, but now it's all fail. You can't read or form sentences. I'm sorry. Girls, we should leave anon alone. You know you go to hell for teasing special ed.
Anon you are a pirate aren't you? Butt pirate? Is that piercing for you fugly boyfriends pencil dick to aim at.
GOOD NIGHT OL'FAT LADIES!!!
Ts...ROFL...you funny girl!!
"Ya'r"??? Srsly? Who taught you how to speak? Captain Hook?
LMAO DB and Alie!
"Shudders and horks..."
"You know you go to Hell for teasing Special Ed..."
I FUCKING LOVE YOU BITCHES!!!!
Evening ladies... I heard the call....
Jules, you're double teaming it with your comments. LOL
So is OL'FAT one word or two? I'm terribly confused by this secret language.
LOL, just as I typed it, you deleted it!! LOL
Hi Kat!!
Hi Kat!
Kat..this is for you!!
COCK!!!
Kat! I am so fucking happy to see you!
Now we just need Tess, Kate, Rose, and Goz....
Damn that would be sweet!!!
Hi, Kat! so glad you're joining us!
Kat, our lovely Anon said goodnight, but you know he's lurking, his tiny dick firmly in hand.
Thank, Tenneil :)
Melissa: Captain Hook?! Hilarious.
Bitches, I'm so ready to get my drink on. I only had one glass of wine tonight. Something is wrong with this picture.
WTF is going on... *sigh*
Karla, I thought it just tucked up inside....
McV, nothing wrong whatsoever!
Hi Kat!
McV....c'mon baby! Kim and I are off to the races! She and I will be drunk dialing before the night is through.
She gives great phone sex by the way....
OK, I'll admit it, I'm a pirate
A DVD pirate ... and it's totally addicting ... but since I've been reborn into FF, I currently have over 200 dvds that I haven't watched!!
I'm an embarrassment to the DVD pirate culture!!
Oh well, this is my new addiction~!
He has a ring on it. You know it's only there so he can find it. It gets sucked in like a turtle head so he put a ring with a string on it so it can't get lost.
Yeah, it's so fucking wee it's an innie.
Kat~some anon is stirring shit. Not cool.
Oh! I almost forgot!!
COCK
Jules, Karla, Ellie... DB, Tenneil, Brooke, Kim, 30, McVampy.... who am I missing? HELLO!
Pinky Dick, you're making my eyes bleed from having to read your fucking pidgin English.
ROFLMFAO Ellie, DB, and Karla!
ME, Kat...you're missing ME...LOL
Hi Kat -- got your COCK on?
You missed me too, Kat!
Will someone drunk dial me? What happened to my date with Rob and his spanking hand? :::cry:::
Me Kat, me - : ) Rokat Roll Call. Woot woot. Pour me some vino McV.
I see your COCK and RAISE you a TWITCH.
I'm thinking Matchstick Dick
We are total madness tonight Kat!
McV is killing us with her snark...Ellie has prepped the naughty room and Rob's microwaving carrots, DB is going total SMACKDOWN, I'm a fake....
It's been a wild ride tonight!!!!
COCK right back at you....
McV.... Welcome to the madness, I don't believe we've formally met. I'm a little star struck :-)
I need a good drunk dialing to.
Well, ladies I wish I didn't have to, but I gotta get my ass to bed.
Wishing you hot Rob dreams! And send Anon to Victoria (from TRL) if need be. She'll mess him up something fierce. XXOO
Yeah, me too. I am so jealous of your drunk dialing.
Melissa, Alie... Sabrizzzz.... sorry, shit we're all here. Love it.
Dammit DB! I've sent you my number a couple of times!
I'd drunk dial your fine ass any day!!!
Night, Karla!
XOXO
Goodnight Karla! Muahhhhhh!
OHAI Kat! I'm McV, writer of lemons and snark. Nice to meet you.
I'm drinking Two Buck Chuck Shiraz. Cos I'm big pimpin, spendin Gs, yo.
Mel...didn't we discuss that I'd be calling you during the Hot Slopic Twilight DVD release party?
Except we will have a time difference right?
I'll get my DVD one hour earlier than you!.....
NN, Karla. :D
LOL, McV! Thats the best kind...LOL
Nite Karla....nice to met ya.
Jules, not sure if I can wait that long...thats like 6 days away. LOL
Nite nite, karla! Olive juice, baby! ♥♥♥
McV, Rob is still waiting for you, love. He needs you to teach him how to use the washeer machine, while you're there. Lather up his clothes and then he will lather you up.
He's already mastered the microwave thing.
Well, maybe not...the carrots???
Nite Karla...Give that hilarious husband of yours a kiss from the RobKats!!!!
Writer of the kind of lemons and snark that I just lurve.... my two year old wanted to put Skittles on top of the Shepherds Pie today... whole new meaning... they didn't belong there before, they REALLY don't belong there now!
Conference call during Gossip Girl?
Is there fanfic other than Lemons and Snark? Oh wait..maybe there is, I just don't read it.
ellie -- you need to send your phone # over on the happy place -- we could have so much fun!
Night Karla....sweet Rob dreams to ya.
I am so IN, Jules. Sweet!
OK that's it -- I'm drunk and I'm callin Jules
You guys need to stop putting your numbers on my living room wall. It's a grafiti mess now. I have so many "For a good time call"'s on there I get confused and just run for my rabbit.
on the subject of skittles...anyone else been flooded by the new ad for crazy core skittles? I lol EVERY time.
Sounds like a plan, Kim! Will you sweet talk me, too, or are you exclusive only with Jules. Don't want no drama, ya'hear?? lol
I know my house is the "Happy Place" but c'mon...I live here 24/7
30s, it really says that in the ad??? LMAO!
TS are you holding back with the CORE Skittles??? share now
Ellie: Would i lie to you? Here it is: http://www.skittles.com/?mm=11&dd=05&yy=1975&terms=on&x=41&y=16
Hang on a sec. I have to do laundry? What kind of fantasy is this? I want a refund. XD
Kat, are you done filming at that hospital??
The link didn't work for me. :(
McV, rob puts you up on it during the spin cycle and does lovely thing with his hands. It's an industrial strength machine...
The clothes are still in there from the last time he "used" it...
Ellie - yes, we're done. Editing starts next week. I have a funny story to tell about the hospital and Edward Cullen... happy place...
McV - No chores involved. Rob gives machine rides.
k, Kat.
Sabrizzle: just go to skittles.com... it will work for you!
Laundry? WTF? I quit doing laundry and the domestic diva shit when I became Robsessed!
Don't give in! Laundry is only a necessity when you are out of underwear!
El, phew. I'm thinking this bachelor needs me to wash his jeans cos he's Hobo Pattz and always goes commando. I mean, I love the boy but I have better things to do with him than his household chores. Well, maybe if I was wearing heels and an apron and nothing else.
McV, in fact, last month or so, he and I went over the plans for the new Naughty ARENA.... we needed a bigger place for our operation. He felt a little cramped in the original room. the arena comes euiped with all the newest gadgets and Rob Props, all suggested by him and the RK's.
Oh, Esme drew up the plans.
Jules you wash yours? I just buy new ones to avoid the domestic shit.
This is like fantasy football, except with Rob's junk. Why the fukk did I not think of this?!?!
Jules...underwear is needed to be done daily lately...with these GQ pics
McV you're a pro. Busting out the getup on your first time. I knew you had balls sista. They must be red heels, right Jules?
Ellie~ LMAO @ "Oh, Esme drew up the plans"...total WIN!
Okay, I looked at the skittles site. Hilarious!
Speaking of laundry, I need to go turn on the dryer for longer.
*equipped (sorry, the typing goes to hell when talking about said British boy...).
Ellie - story delivered :-)
Yes, and don't forget the red ribbon... :)
Okay red heels and ribbon...need to be brought up to speed...sorry
Kat, fucking hilarious.
Note to you.
Jewels, there's a pic of me on my FF profile. Will that one work?
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1758044/McVampy
Sabrizzle: Yes, hilarious right? You've got a little Jose in you... My mind wanders on that one.
Kat~hilarious!
T, It's in Jules' E&B one shot, the Mile High club:
http://fanfiction.net/s/4915342/1/The_Mile_High_Club
Here T
Utter Darkness outtake
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4915342/1/The_Mile_High_Club
by Jules
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