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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 852 Newer› Newest»wal-mart looks good on rob.. or rob looks good AT wal-mart...
jeez... really really good... le sigh..
rob looks good at everything.
Rob at Walmart! I can't imagine! As if he were a regular guy! Walmart never looked sooo good!
He looks very hot there...extremely hot...boy is fucking HOT!
jeeze what the hell is wrong with him? He just gets hotter by the day!!
walmart has never looked this good!! bet thier sales went 50% up after this
He's so comfortable in front of a crowd. Much more so than Kristen. I wonder if that is because of his stage experience.
And he's so articulate. Silver-tongued devil.
He's delicious and I'm hungry. Did I just say that? ;)
He is charming as per usual. Love it.
Great to see a quiet crowd. Hopefully people (fangirls) will finally realise that if you shut up you can actually hear him!!! LOL Obvious but some of them just don't seem to get it and then he starts feeling all awkward because all he can do is stand there and say nothing!
I´ve never wanted to work in Wal Mart so bad!!! How did does people have the self restraint to not run up onstage and jump him?????
Great to see a quiet crowd. Hopefully people (fangirls) will finally realise that if you shut up you can actually hear him!!!
Amen!!! (fanwomen don't scream)
seriously..it was nice to be able to hear what he was saying for a change... hopefully everyone(fangirls) will get the hint and let the man be heard :)..and yes AJ he is a silver toungued devil, isnt he.. :)
Rob's just doing business. I bet he snuck out of Vancouver on a private jet. So many celebs have touched down in Bentonville...
Elaine, to me he is just a regular guy in a very irregular situation. I think he's coping pretty well!
Hello, 2Shots-do you ever make it over to our 24-hr Walmart? I think it is one of the better ones. Best prices so I'm there once a week. Hope you're doing OK!
I think he is getting more confident for this kind of stuff.
In older (not very older) interviews he looks scared.
He is getting used to this.
Or, maybe, he taking those half valliums, or is better "fed" now... I hope not (for the last option)...
Hey, Rob, turn into a monk, ok?
For us?
He looks soooo good!
hey chicago girl/neighbor... yeah i was at that walmart last night... it is one of the better ones :)
Holy Shit that new Banner made me gasp for air... Dayum... SOOOO hot... That boy is so damn photogenic, Little Effer... I just stared at the banner like a moron for like 5 minutes...
Oh and Welcome back Goz, I hope all is well!
There are quite a few people there...crazy how they all are quiet enough to let him speak so everyone else can hear him. He sounds so shy but not. Maybe it's the brit in him that he just comes across polished and well spoken. Ok...he is polished and well spoken, but you know what I mean. Right?
He is too too cute!
OHAI! Where mah bitches at? Rob is deelish, as per usual. Gonna have a smoke, brb.
Hey anyone still here? "little effer" Haha Brooke. He's purty.
I'm here TH :D
McV, Alie... whats up girls...
hi everyone else!!!
Hey McV - Nice to see you tonight lovely. I haven't heard from any other Robkats if they are joining the party. Wow did Rob at Walmart headquarters ever illicit some philosophical conversations today. Yawn. Doesn't his voice sound delish??
Hey T - Haven't heard from you today. How ya doing? Yummy Rob stuff on the blog as usual. Poor me. I'm sick(er) STILL so I have a good excuse to hang out on my computer all day. LOVED your Rob story McV. All kinds of hot! Bet your friend forgave you.
Hi Girls...I'm home!
Alie... yeah real life in the way..
sick...still??? what is up???
Jules...hello!!! welcome home!! lol
Good evening, ladies!!!
Robkat Ellie reporting for swooning, m'am!
Corporate Rob is still a sexy Rob.
McV, I'm all caught up with A & O. I love it! and I love Tie Guy; so sweet.
Okay, so I'm so loving the Carlise/Esme vid on the last thread....YUMMY! Pretty Facinelli just Rocks Carlisle!
Hey Jules!!! Where you been hiding today? Playing with your new toys and your DVD?
Hey, Jules, Alie, and T!
Alie, did you try the vodka with lots of pepper??
Hey Tenneil! Els Baby...Twiheart...McV!!! The blog is coming alive!!!
How are you fantastic women with extremely good taste in a 6'1" sinfully delicious Brit boy doing this fine evening?
Jules~ she pushes him against that wall. GO Emse!!!
Hey Ellie!
Depends on which toys you are talking about Twi.... Pocket Edward? Battery operated toys? Boy Toys? Which ones? Or all of them!!!!
I won't get the DVD until Midnite Thursday!
Amen Jules. He's the perfect Daddy Dr. Cullen. I bet McV has some choice words for the fine Doc.
Hi Ellie! I agree. He looks and sounds scrumptous.
Yes, T, When you have lil ones you can't take care of yourself. On real meds. Took um long enough. Too bad my Dr. looks nothing like Dr. C. Or a good thing, I be sick a lot.
Jules~ DVD...HMMM do I want to know...have I missed something??
I NEED PE...real bad I am jealous...still cant find one... order online I guess....
I love that deleted scene...I wish they had left it in. I showed the closeness of at least some of the Cullen family.
Oh, and Peter's so hot ...
Alie...you have been sick alot... youve move for nyquil to codeine...what are you on now??
Hey Tenneil...I saw you signed up for alerts on my story...THANKS BABE!!! MUUUUAAAHHH!!!!
That seemed to be the consensus today Ells - should have kept it amongst other deleted scenes. LeSigh. More Carlisle is always win, but flirty Carlisle, double win!
Borders, T, Borders. They had lots of PE in stock, at least where I am.
Jules...stalking you alittle...lol
"Purty" ~ LOL, Now your speaking my language...
I missed McV again!
How is everyone tonight...
I have spent like an hour on FF figuring it all out and adding all my stories and organizing all the stuff..
I DONT HAVE BORDERS...I SUCK!!!
Hi Brooke! * WAVES FRANTICALLY! *
Hi Jules!
Hi Jules!
*waves back like a maniac*
Hi Brooke... have we met??? anyway *WAVING TO YA*
Tenneil...if you have Walden Books they are a subsidiary of Borders and they carry Pocket Edward too!!
So what on the menu tonight ladies???
Tenneil, Nope never met... Hiya...
I lurke, I am always here... So I am familiar with you... Nice to meet ya...
Hiya Jewels, T, Ellie. Yes, my friend enjoyed the Rob fic. She told me now she knows what to say/do if she ever sees him on a plane. I told her if she gets nervous and forgets any of it, she should just do what I would do if my mind went blank. Just innocently lift your bra/shirt up and say "Do these tits look big on me?" I guarantee that'll work.
Hiya, Brooke!
♥♥♥♥♥
AND he's got a purty mouth. LOL.
Jules~ they just fucking closed mine ...new B&N going in couldnt compete I guess...sux to be me!!!
McV, I like that line...Actually, I used a line like that a couple of days ago on my dh. It works like a charm! lol
Brooke~ you know who i am ...should I be frighten???
I learned not to ask, "Does my ass look big on me?"
Ellie~ LOL...seriously.... glad to hear you gave it a try and it works...thanks for doing that for all of us
Hello, Brooke, Jules, Alie, Ellie, McV!! Anyone I miss??
How is everyone tonight??
El, what straight guy (and some gay ones) would refuse fun bags to the face? They all go slack jawed. XD
LOL Ellie - I'm gonna remember that line. If I sat next to Rob I'd be thinking something like this line
"IMMAGONNADIEDEAD" from McVampy's story.
Hey Melissa!!!
McV...fun bags..HEE HEE
I'm hoping I don't have to wait too long for my DVD to arrive in the mail. I know the Amazon one is arrivinbg a little later than the Borders one, because I waited too long to pre-order.
Hi Ellie
Tenneil ~ I dont know who you are, just your name from the blog...
LOL! "Do these tits look big on me" deff wont work for me, LMAO! but would be funny, kinda like an oximoron, They would just stare and say..Um... NO!
Hi Mel
McV...I've got me some tits and I need to use that line! LMFAO!!
I've had gay guys whisper in my ear how wonderful they are...but then the next thing those bitchy drag queens said was that they had the advantage over me that theirs came off at the end of the night!
Brooke...same page..more like laugh tho!!
Hi, Mel!!!
McV, seriously, how long does it take for you to think up all the descriptions that Geekward calls Bella's tits? I think that's one of my favorite things about the story. I laugh until I cry, sometimes. Very creative. (love him talking and blowing kisses to them...nom, nom, nom).
Hi Mel!
Hi peeps. I just watched the Twilight version of "jizzed in my pants"...courtesy of Kim...LMAO
Alie~I forgot to tell you last night but I srsly heart your avatar...
That was a good one, Mel. there's nothing like a good jizz, I always say...
Mel...funny as hell!! It right up there with the farting one!!LOL
I should change my avatar, too. It's been awhile. Or go back to long-fingered Rob.
Ellie~Touche. LOL
ellie...I changed mine but it was the same one as everybody else...went back to one I love
Oh Shit...Kim and I not allowed to get drunk and then call each other anymore!!!
I am laughing so fucking hard right now.... She kills me...her last email has me in tears....
Thanks Mel! I heart you AND the oral fixation Rob Avatar your came in on.
Seriously McV - I'm dying to know too. Does it take you long to come up with those descriptions of B's fabulous fun bags?
Alie... you did not say oral fixation did you??? oh man.. his mouth...that yummy place!! thanks
Some of the boob euphemisms I made up, but most I look up. Yes, there are lists on the interwebz. LOL. I like using alliteration tho--ie, luscious, lickable love lumps. XD He is a breast man, that's for sure. Tie Guy is an ass worshipper. Had to switch it up a little.
ZOMG, I love the Twi Jizz in my Pants video. That shit is EPIC.
Gotta walk the pooch. BRB.
McV...love that Tie guy..likes the ass!! thanks...I can play that game!!
Ps I wrote lick first instead of likes...wheres my mind???HMMM in good places
Watching the Jizz vid, I had my hand over my mouth like Edward, but not because I jizzed, just to keep from waking everyone up from laughing so loudly.
McV, who knew you could look that shit up??! lol Damn, I love the net.
Evening ladies!!
I'd have been here sooner, but I was jizzing my pants!!
Jewels - do you seriously not remember your conversation? Goz's cold remedy has me half way there. She did say 4 shots of vodka and 3 tablespoons of peppers right? WTF. That's supposed to make me STOP coughing?
Hi..Kimberlesk...
Ellie~LMAO...are you sure you didn't??? LOL..
Hi Kim....
Aw Shit...KIM! You and I cannot drunk dial each other anymore!!!
Hey Kim!!! LOVED the video. Pure win. ROTFLMAO. It looks like they are mouthing the words.
Seriously Twi...the only thing I remember asking Kim was if she was really drunk...she said yes and I said "So am I!" That was the last thing I remember...
TwiH, those Turkish folk remedies...mostly they're to cause new problems so you forget the original. Trust. My mom practiced her voodoo on me my entire childhood. Not with vodka tho. ROFL.
Alie~did Goz mean black pepper or crushed red pepper flakes?? Cos if its the red, I'm not sure if I can handle 3 TABLESPOONS!! Holy SHIZZZ
Jules OMG I'm laughing so hard right now!!!
I'm so glad we were BOTH so drunk!!
Wish I could remember WTF was so important!!
Evening, Kim! How's things south of me?
(wait, that didn't sound right...how would YOU know; let me go look) lol
Yeah, things are fine, there.
Sooooooo, who's drinking tonight?
ME ME ME!!!
I'm joking. I think it was 1 shot and 2 teaspoons of pepper. I better go back and look : ). I only have the lime vodka so that doesn't sound as good. Are you gonna try it?
Hey the DH just handed me a bag of skittles??? I am speechless....
Mel, I think she meant black pepper.
Fukk, are all of y'all schnockered? I need to catch up. It's only 8pm and my kids are still awake. Is it wrong to break out the red wine? I'm feelin left out. Fer cereal.
I honestly don't remember if it was about E. or Jonathon...Crap who fucking cares...
Good Times...Good Times....
Ellie, you are srsly cracking me up over here!! LMAO...I might just have an asthma attack..LOL(not really, cos that would be BAD)...LOL
Dayum Ellie!!
Wish I could check ... actually things are fine and a cool 45 degrees here!
Ten, it's time get laid. Srsly. Go lick those Skittles off him. It's God's work.
McV...I'm just getting started! So pull up the red wine glass, pour yourself some and let's go girlfriend!
Jules, was this last night?
McV, I 'm only drinking raspberry Snapple, but it goes straight to my head (yeah, I said head)...
I can have a great time no matter what I'm drinking.
I just spent 7 hours converting a Watchmen download to DVD -- this shit better be good!
He handed it to me... and smiled... after I said I want something...and dont know what it is???
Jules, we may have talked about this before, but did you know that Supernatural was new this past week? and the angel was on!
Mel, I'm funny???
Ten, the man is trying to tell you something!!! Does McV have to spell it out for you? XD
Nope Ive got it...BRB...LOL
That reminds me -- McV -- what ever caused you to cum up with the Skittles taste???
Always wondered 'bout that!
Ellie~when you asked "how are things south of me"...I immediatley had a dirty thought...LOL
T, (*slaps side of head), think about it... he smiled
*nudge, nudge, wink, wink
know what I mean?~~best Eric Idle impression
Kim, you said "cum"...just sayin'
McV...I have to tell you that one of the guys I'm dating is my frenemy and the fucker actually pulled a package of skittles out of his pocket the other day...little shit!
BTW Jules, I keep looking at the photos you sent of Rob and Ed W. together. Even tho there's others in the pics, seeing the two of them together is definitely doing things to my head!! and other parts ...
Oh, and I forgot: "Say no more, sa no more..."
Mel, that was my intention, love.
Oh Yeah MelB and I meant that shit!
Ellie...yeah Kim and I tore it up last night...I'm still trying to get rid of my headache...so I'm gonna drink more... maybe I have to get my alcohol level back up....
Ellie, I know. I'm just hopped up on albuterol and steroids so everything is effing hilarious tonight. LOL
OK...Fuck, I am finally caught up on all my fanfics... Buzeezies, That shit took all damn day!
I see the Kats are schnauckered, And feelin frisky this fine saturday night....
Ahh my dirty girls. You guys here tonight? Bend over and enjoy your punishment for not telling me you guys were on.
Mel, do you use a nebulizer?
Kim you know how I so want to be the filling of a Rob/TomStu sandwiche...but Rob/ED would be pretty effing hot as well....
Oh cum join us Brooke, we WANT you!!
DB, ready and willing, babe! lol
Oh I'm Cuming!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiya Brooke...how long did it take you to finish those epic long chappies of the Red Line?? Shit, I'm only on chapter 15!!
Okay...Iam back...
Hey DB!!
Ellie, yeah, I use one. Next to my flat iron, its my best friend. LOL
Did everyone see DB's PE and his naughty antics??
Pure win, DB!
Honestly the Skittles thing was random. When B/E had that first sexcapades session in his room, I wanted her to describe his lips/mouth as tasting sweet, so I just chose the first candy name that popped into my head.
Hi DB, I didn't see you there... :-)
I finished the RL last night, It took me ALL night... I caught up on all the updated stories the rest of the day... Fanfic, I am it's bitch, It owns me...
Can I have a link to Red Line??? I havent read that one yet??
McV~I shall never look at another bag of Skittles the same. Eva'...love it! LOL
Mel, battery operated? My daughter has an Omron and it's totally silent and hands free. Expensive, but so worth it for the convenience.
No, get your minds out of the gutter, my daughter does NOT have a vibrator!!!
McV~ glad it was pop rock!!! LOL
I have been reading RL off and on today. It owns me at the moment. Still haven't read Creature of Habit update though...its kind of just *meh for me atm.
Oooh.. We are talking Fanfic. Fanfuckingtastic. I need a new one for tonight. Spill it girls. Give me something to look forward to.
okay suppose to be wasnt..sorry
The Red Line http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/The_Red_Line
Ellie, the one I have must be plugged in. Sucks. I will look in to the one you mentioned. The one I have is a pain in the ass...especially now since I take it with me everywhere...just in case, you know.
thanks brooke!!
Yup! No problem...
Ya know, not so crazy about TRL anymore. Totally not knocking anyone who enjoys it. Just don't like the way it goes so dark in some chaps. The last one about killed me. I get squicked really easily. She needs to make her warnings a little stronger. Just IMO. If ya like it, it's all good. I'm a fluffy girl. Loves me the fluff.
DB I'm reading the water nymph rec you gave. All kinds of funny and juicy.
Seriously..no rec's? I know ya'll are fanfic whores. Don't hold out on me.
Thanks McV for sharing 'bout the Skittles, I always wondered ... I'll never think about Skittles the same way again!!
Mel, look up the Omron one online. When we bought ours, it was about $300, but that was, shit, 9 years ago, and it still works great. I'm sure the price has gone down since then. It's so great. We use Xoponex. You just tie the green elastic on the mask and it's hands free. And it delivers the med much more thoroughly into your lungs.
McV - TRL is a bit hard for me to swallow too.
DB, I write it. I don't read nearly as much as I should. Have you read all three of mine? One is complete even. :D
McV ~ Carpal Tunnel and Sore Hoo Hoo's hilarious... And the speaking french is Hot!...
Tenneil, you should bow to Brooke, the Supreme FF Pusher!!
It's a honor to get a link from her!
TH, you know what got me? No warning that there was slash content. Not that I mind, but it's usually expected that you make it clear that it's in there.
Here are all my Fanfic Rec's:
http://www.fanfiction.net/~babbles
Oh, and Tenneil -- enjoy RL -- it's f-ing hot!!
Love Whoreward!! ... and he's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ORAL!!
Where's Tess? I need to see her Skittle Lips! I wanna taste the rainbow...
Mmmm Kim, Did you say bow... Will there be couches involved.. YES!!!!
McV...you know you had me as a loyal follower of you stuff as soon as Geekward said "Hello"....
Thanks, Ellie. I am seriously going to google that machine. Anything is better than the one I have. Money is no object when it comes to being able to breathe.. ;)
Brooke~ holy cow... you read all of those???
McV~I have read all your stories except Housemating Season. I am going to read it after I finish TRL.
Aw Jewels. (((squishy hug))) I love ya, and it's not just the red wine talkin.
Are you kidding McV, I freaking love your stuff. What RK doesn't read your stuff? Seriously, you know you own us.
McV, TH is commonly known as Alie,
FYI xoxo
Yes read them all and then some, I only add the ones I liked, I have read crap too but all those are great.. I have some from Twilighted that aren't available on FF but those are enough to keep you busy...
Thanks how come I feel that I should bathe afterwards... it is that dirty???
Brooke, how many faves you up to now?? I think I have 91 thanks to you..LOL You are my FF pimp!
Y'all I swear...I was gonna write this weekend but I keep getting distracted... except I know me...it will all come out in a flurry...
BROOKE!!! DID YOU SEE OUR MAN CARLISLE IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD?
I AM JONESING FOR MORE CARLISLE! WHAT AN INSPIRATION FOR MOI!!
HS was my first fic and mimics the plot line in the original Twi, only it's AH. It's much more romantic and mushy than Frenemies. It stars Broodward. The brooding, 'I hate myself' - ward. LOL.
78 honest to God Read and Loved Faves, I bet I have read over 100Fics by now...
Brooke
I will have to compare to my list... you are rockin... thanks.. yeah that should keep me busy... for a lOOONNNGG time... I know who to call when I need more!!!
Oh Brooke, you, me and bending over couches -- priceless!!
McV -- seriously, love your FF!! I totally lurk in your faves to see what you deem good enough for my attention!
Your stories are Robkat requirements!
Jules, I can't talk about Daddy C right now, I am just catching my breath... MmmmmMMmmm
Granite like arms anyone!
I haven't read all on my list, but I always add the links everyone sends @ the happy place, just in case.
Thanks for reading DB. And Ellie, thank you for the FYI. I should know everyone's names. :D You guys can call me Sugar Tits. XD
Housemating Season is next on my list, after I finish TAB. I have keeping things straight and can't read two stories at the same time, unless they're updates. I know, I know, I'm behind you all with this ff stuff. sorry
And yes, I said behind you all. The couch is over there----->
Hey...I just popped over to post an email really quickly and I'm getting all of the Robsessed posts coming up as emails....WTF?
The couch? Pfft. I want the shiny fucking volvo with Geekward at lunchtime. That shizzz was HOT. I think I read that chappie like 5 times...No joke.
Ellie ! Don't bogart the couch... It's this way<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Yep that's me. Thanks Ellie. You can call me Alie. Or TH, or TwiHot as DB likes to call me.
ellie... LOL your all over the couch tonight arent you???LOL
Kim, I feel so guilty...I should read more but once my brain starts going on an update, I lose all track of time. Today was all o-fic, no FF. Apples and Oranges update is next for tomorrow.
Don't know if you guys heard but I'm not collab'ing anymore. My buddy Steph just doesn't have the time. But it's cool. I will be doing the EPOV too now. :D
*I meant I have TROUBLE keeping the stories straight...
I want the couch as long as I'm bent over it and Geekward is asking me if I'm his whore....
I would tell you my name, but I'd have to kill you. Shoot, I don't even review under DB. This name was a bit of a joke when I switched it and I'm to lazy to change it again.
I loved HS, you need to read it.
Of course, I have no problem calling you sugar tits ...
Except that's what Mel Gibson calls me!
McV...you do Edward so well!!!
Hey guys!
Did geekward do any couch bending over? He is a wood stalking pull your hair and adore your tits but I don't recall any couch bending overing... Now whoreward and the bar stool,, Hells Yes...
YAY! LAURA!!!! Hi BABE!!!
Hi Laura!
Hey Laura!!! how ya doing!!
McV~any POV you write is awesome. No complaints here. A & O is GREAT.
Wasnt the couch thing Arrangement??
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