Rob at Walmart Headquarters Video

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TwiHartRK said...

Damnit Ellie - I wanted to turn the page again - : )

Kat said...

Ellie - I got footage of it, I'll have the editor take a still from it and send it. So funny.

Melissa said...

DAYUM! 600+ comments??

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, TS! It reminds me of this cook named Jose who used to work at the restaurant I worked at. Creepy.

Ellie said...

Haha, Alie! this is like during christmas break, again. I was always the one to get the next page (200, 400, 600...).
Yes, I rule.

Jewels64 said...

McV...yep! I'll use that one!!!

TwiHartRK said...

Kim, WTF did you do w/Jules?

Sabrizzle said...

Of course you rule, your Madame Ellie!

thirtysomething said...

Sabrizz: Haha the version in my mind goes you've got a little Rob in you... And I think, a little? I want it all.

Tenneil said...

Man Am I slow...I got it now... read it ... fuck me

TwiHartRK said...

oops - Hi Jules, didn't see you there. Thought Kim had your tongue.

Sabrizzle said...

LOL TS! That is a MUCH better image!

Melissa said...

Hi, Jules... I thought you were gone...*tear LOL

TwiHartRK said...

Ellie, You'll get no argument from me on that one.
xo

Jewels64 said...

She has my tongue, my tits and my bunny right now....

Kim is so fucking hot....

Ellie said...

Alie, I'll share. ♥♥♥

Anonymous said...

I'm here, just re-reading my own lemon. LOL. I was inspired when I wrote the scene in the woods. XD

thirtysomething said...

Sabrizz: sounds like your a master at videos... can you manip that one into our version?

Kat said...

OK, I'm off to start TRL... love you all. Goodnight... xoxoxoxox

TwiHartRK said...

Oh - I was gonna ask WTF is Kim - but she can't type, she has her HANDS FULL.

Anonymous said...

WOW, OL'KATS! I'M BACK. "60 AND A LOT" WANTS ALL ROB? POOR ROB, HE HAS A GRANDMA ALREADY.

Melissa said...

McV~the lemon in the woods was HOT like fire. I loved it. I re-read that chappie a few times. In fact, I re-read alot of your chapters...LOL

Tenneil said...

Nitey Nite Kat!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

I need to find somebody to act out that woods scene with. Seriously.

thirtysomething said...

Good night Kat!

Melissa said...

Good Night Kat!!

You're gonna be up all night with TRL.

Sweet Dreams!! XOXO

Sabrizzle said...

No, sorry TS. I really don't have good vid skills, I'm only taking visual storytelling because it's a required class for my major, which is public relations and advertising. We just film stuff, cut it all together, and add music. I have no manip skills. :(

Tenneil said...

seriously WTF Anon..

TheDogsBollocks said...

Anon..where do you live? I have some free time.

Ellie said...

Sweet Dreams, Kat!
Olive juice!

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight Kat! Muahhhh!

Jewels64 said...

Shitdamnhellfire McV!!!

I'm re-reading Frenemies again too!

Your shit frazzles...not dazzles...but frazzles me!!!

Anonymous said...

MCV YA'R WRITING SUCKS! IT'S SOOO BAD, THAT'S WHY ONLY YA'R FRIENDS READ. THEY FEEL SORRY FOR YA...

I CHECKED IT, IT IS REALY BAD...

TwiHartRK said...

Nite Kat - sweet Robward dreams.

Ellie said...

Oh, how I love lemons. they make me pucker in all the right places...

Anonymous said...

NN, Kat!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Oh hell no! You did not just go there. Shut the fuck up you skanky ass illiterate FUCK.

Tenneil said...

Thats is...gloves are of you douch bag... lets go!!! tussle you want... you got it

Melissa said...

Anon~have you read your own writing? Cos that shit ain't winning a Pulitzer. Just sayin'.

TwiHartRK said...

Anon, how would you know? If you read as well as you spell it went completely over you little eye patch wearing head! Get the fuck out of here.

Ellie said...

Anon, what are you trying to say? Really. What is it? Be specific.
Did your meds run out?

Melissa said...

Oh, and anon, I forgot,

STFU.

Anonymous said...

THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU ALL HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME... MYSELF INCLUDED ENDEED...

thirtysomething said...

Great! The stupid fucking pirate is back. Anon: they don't have ff disney.com, so I doubt you have read it.

Anonymous said...

Anon, if you're trying to goad me it's not going to work. I feel sorry for you, your pinky dink and your grandmother's dildo wedged so high up your ass she's going to have to help you get it out. Again. Come on, the poor woman has arthritic hands--does she really need to spend her geriatric days fingering your dill-hole?

TheDogsBollocks said...

I am about 2 seconds away from hunting your sorry ass down and making you pay for being rude to my friends. You are not good enough to address them so shut that shit spewing hole connected to your ugly as sin face. Don't think I can't find you with time. IP numbers can be traced.

Melissa said...

"ENDEED"...dude, do a mental spell check before you post.

Sabrizzle said...

LMFAO McV!

Kimberlesk said...

Hey Jules -- what's five miles long, green and full of assholes



The St. Patrick's Day Parade!!!

Jewels64 said...

Anon...I'm this is my last post to you.

PISS THE FUCK OFF!!!

There...I'm done.

thirtysomething said...

Note to self: NEVER piss of DB.

Anonymous said...

YOU REALY THINK ROBERT P. READ YOUR FANSITE? EVEN R.P. HAS BETTER TASTE THAN THAT... KEEP DREAMING OL'FAT LADIES.

TwiHartRK said...

Anon - are you my dry cleaner?

Melissa said...

McV~LMFAO. Well put.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Why wont you answer me anon. Are you afraid? Do you live near Cali? Please say yes. Wanna get some coffee?

Sabrizzle said...

TS, that note to self applies to me especially. DB is only about 5 minutes away from me!

Ellie said...

Whoever said he read this, dumbass? If we ever said it, we were kidding. You know, a JOKE? Like YOU?

Sabrizzle said...

DB, I'll assist you! *evil grin*

Tenneil said...

Alie...Rofl

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ahh Sabrizzz you never have a thing to worry about hun. You know that.

Ellie said...

"Anon - are you my dry cleaner?"

ROTFLMFAO, Alie!

Anonymous said...

I'm in CA. We meeting up to beat down a fool?

Melissa said...

Honestly, its a shot in the dark if he reads this, ANON. Maybe you should pay attention to the fucking context clues here and realize that the only person talking to ROBERT is YOU. Srsly, go back on the meds. You need them.

TheDogsBollocks said...

We have established that anon can't read. No worries. He/She just didn't understand anything. The words are to big to sound out.

Melissa said...

I'm in AZ...not too far from Cali. I'll be there in a bit. Sweet!

Sabrizzle said...

:) DB!

TwiHartRK said...

If Rob was reading this I doubt he'd take it as seriously as you seem to matey.

Ellie said...

Oh, I am so enjoying this tonight. I'll confess it tomorrow morning in church...lol

Anonymous said...

I hope to shit he's NOT reading this. I've been behaving in a most unladylike way. Perhaps he gets off on that tho. He would. Perv.

Melissa said...

DB, you are probably right. Hooked on Phonics obviously didnt work on ANON.

TheDogsBollocks said...

McV..absolutely. You can't help though. If you hurt your hand you can't type and that would suck.

Sabrizz can videotape.

Sabrizzle said...

True that, Melissa.

Ellie said...

Oh, McV, you KNOW he's such a dirty boy...


Oops!
Hey anon, you think we really know him, now, don't you?

Melissa said...

Alie~ LMAO @ "matey"...hahahaha

TwiHartRK said...

McV Rob is not reading this. He's waiting for you in the naughty room!! F'in newbies. ; )

thirtysomething said...

Oh please post the video on here for us all to enjoy!

Sabrizzle said...

Sounds good, DB. I'll try to make the footage work for one of my future assignments.

Melissa said...

I think he would say..."this is so, like, bizahhhh..." if he read this. He would get off fo' sho'...LOL

Ellie said...

No rush, McV, you're penciled in for all night. take your time. Rob's just reading FTFS to TomStu and taking notes.

Tenneil said...

Anon is my buzz kill...

TheDogsBollocks said...

You forgot to add in a Yar. Seriously, do you have a yacht anon? That's the only place "yar" comes into play"

Ellie said...

Actually, they're role-playing the story.

TheDogsBollocks said...

In a sick way I'm not bothered. I need to let off some steam. The only sucky thing is He/She is insulting my friends and ruining your fun.

thirtysomething said...

Tenneil: totally agree.

Sabrizzle said...

The only time "yar" should be used is if you're on the Black Pearl or acting like a pirate during Seafair in Seattle.

TwiHartRK said...

Role play - LMAO Ellie. Seriously this anon is doing us a favor. I love the Kats all fiesty.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, I was too busy playing in the woods. Lemme just....hang on...hard to type with my hands behind my back.

XD

Ellie said...

Or at Seaworld at the "Seymour and Clyde" seal show.

TwiHartRK said...

I'm kidding, McV. Rob's a patient man and you have all night.

Ellie said...

LMAO, McV... :)

Tenneil said...

Alie... I come Lionel Richies all night long tune is in my head..thanks

TheDogsBollocks said...

Now I have to go read that chapter again. Is it sad I have the direct link saved to my fav's. I'm a perv.

Melissa said...

I actually prefer "Argh" over "yar". More Pirate-ish if you ask me.

Ellie said...

Wait, Alie, how do you know? Do you know him personally? Do you talk to him on a regular basis?

Anon, has Rob ever mentioned Alie in any of your conversations?

Anonymous said...

OK, I'm ready. Where am I going again? ROFL. Sorry clearly the wine is starting to affect me.

thirtysomething said...

Tenneil: must have another song...can't handle lionel in my head all night long. there it goes again!

Sabrizzle said...

I agree Melissa.

What's a pirate's favorite element?

"Arr-gon!"

thirtysomething said...

Mel: Arrggh...nice. Well played.

TwiHartRK said...

Yes, I know him personally and in the biblical sense. Shhh.

McV, Rob might like you tied up. You have to ask Mistress Ellie nicely for the key. I don't think you'll need directions now do you?

Tenneil said...

TS Head??? was it???

Ellie said...

McV~~
Naughty room. Rob. Suspenders. RayBans.Snapple (you don't mind getting wet, do you?). Golden Zipper pants. shoelaces from doc Martens. Hot Pockets and his hot pockets.



Oh shit, and the megaphone.

thirtysomething said...

Sabrizz: Are you eating Laffy Taffy? Haha

Tenneil said...

what about the beanie??

Melissa said...

LOL, Sabrina!!

Jewels64 said...

Omigod I just jizzed in my pants! Kim is freaking killing me...

Somebody call me to save me....

Ellie said...

No need for the key. Gave it to Rob already. He's fluffing up the pillow. then he's going to fluff YOU up.

Melissa said...

Ellie~No BBJ?? What about the shiteous Nikes? LOL

Honey said...

what up home girls?!

Just got home & decided to check in. Couldn't believe the freakin Wal-Mart thread is so high. Why?? lol

Melissa said...

I was gonna call you Jules, but I figured you were talking to Kim. Perhaps I should text??LOL

TheDogsBollocks said...

You just got home Honey? I hope it was fun and not work.

Jewels64 said...

Honey!!! Hey BABE!!! Thanks for the emails girl! I love talking to you!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Oooohhh. Let's all send Jules dirty texts. I'm on it.

Ellie said...

I don't know, girls, this is McV's first time in the naughty room. Rob has to ease her in slowly. Or himself in slowly. Whichever.

The BBJ and beanie are for more advanced visits. With all her lemony goodness, she'll be ready by tomorrow for that. lol

Jewels64 said...

Melissa...help....

Sabrizzle said...

No, I'm not eating Laffy Taffy. That one came straight from my high school chemistry teacher. She was the shit!

Ellie said...

Hi, Honey (I'm home!)



Okay, had to do that. Tribute to Pleasantville...

Anonymous said...

Oooh someone said Hot Pockets and naughty room. Imma head that way.

Jewels64 said...

Kim said she can't respond..she can't type...

She's fucking busy...

Tenneil said...

I need to take a visit to the private library collection!!!

Honey said...

OH! Shhh. Did you hear that? Heart just skipped a beat lol.

Nah, definitely not getting back from work. Unless you wanna call watching his holy wetness on the big screen work.

Jules, the red ribbon treatment? Did you get some?

Anonymous said...

what's a bbj?

thirtysomething said...

Haha my high school chemistry teacher was a crazy dude. He always said we had the Carribean disease...don't care for bein there. I have NO idea why THAT of all things stuck with me.

Melissa said...

McV~

BBJ=brown bubble jacket. I know you have seen him wear it. LOL

Jewels64 said...

McV...I'm sending you a little RKat eye candy to your email....

This should give you an inkling as to what some of the craziness entails....

Sabrizzle said...

BBJ = brown bubble jacket

I think it's shiteous, but Stella loves it.

Ellie said...

Rob's brown bubble jacket...some girls here LURVE it!

Tenneil said...

Hey Honey....your home...

McV brown bubble jacket... the shiteous thing he wears

Honey said...

Honey is home. thanks ellie!

you busy working the sched tonight? lubing the equipment?

TwiHartRK said...

Here ya go T - sorry about that. Some cleansing music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qGHSj-NXME

Sabrizzle said...

LOL TS! I loved my chem teacher so much that I took AP chem and was her TA last year. I'm never going to use anything I learned in chem.

Melissa said...

I heart his BBJ!! LOL

Srsly, I bought one very similar just cos. LOL

Ellie said...

Nah, Honey, Rob does that for me!

Although I do lube HIS equipment...

Anonymous said...

Oh the BBJ isn't that bad. It's the Kajagoogoo get up photo shoot that gets me. I feel like my eyes are being raped.

Tenneil said...

I could use some candy man... Thanks Alie

Ellie said...

To me, the BBJ is so Wilson's House of Suede and Leather...
goes with Members Only....
but it is cute on him. But ONLY him.

Honey said...

Flavored?

Candyman. Yes, me like to suck on some watermelon blow pops. oral fixation and all. Thanks Alie for that video reminder.

Melissa said...

McV~LOL which photo shoot are you referring to exactly?? I must know!! LOL

Ellie said...

McV, which photo shoot was that????

Tenneil said...

thanks Honey ...oral fixation line again... say the first thing that cums to mind??

TheDogsBollocks said...

OOOhhh I know how to cheer me up. Must find those mostly naked pictures of Kellan. Anybody know where I left them?

Ellie said...

Haha, Honey, for Halloween one year, I was a hooker at a party. I gave out blowpops to the guys!

and sadly, I didn't make any money.

Honey said...

word association game T?

slurp.

that's my brain for ya tonight. sucky sucky.

Sabrizzle said...

LMAO Ellie!

TwiHartRK said...

On your digital camera, DB?

Anonymous said...

Oh you guys know those pics. The ones where he's younger and his hair is all 80s. Lemme find a link.

Tenneil said...

H....slap....

thirtysomething said...

I want the candyman. Should I ask the sandman to bring him to me?

TheDogsBollocks said...

dang, they aren't on my laptop. I need to gawk at them. HELP.

TwiHartRK said...

DB - I told you check your digital camera!!!

Anonymous said...

here's one...

http://robert-pattinson.net/photos/displayimage.php?album=135&pos=3

Honey said...

Ellie-blow pops and gobstoppers. both don't deserve to be bitten in to, my opinion.

Tenneil said...

McV...hes hot!!! Me Likey

thirtysomething said...

He looks plastic in those pics.

Honey said...

prototype for PE perhaps?

Ellie said...

Okay, I remember these. He's got a maniacal smile in this one.

Sabrizzle said...

That pic honestly scares me.

thirtysomething said...

Honey: okay well that changes everything. haha

Anonymous said...

T--he looks so 80s. I lived through the 80s. Not worth repeating. LOL

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Ellie said...

Rob looks like he's in "Weird Science".

Tenneil said...

McV...good point.. but he looks like hes got a secret to tell???

Honey said...

Sabrina! girl seriously, every FREAKIN time i hear a metallica song. you. hope school is well!

TwiHartRK said...

McV - BBJ
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_17VHNXow7TA/STrNZ-LnpZI/AAAAAAAAB4k/9GX-u-a1O-4/s1600-h/ger5.jpg

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2008/12/robert-pattinson-in-germany.html

thirtysomething said...

Actually he looks more wax...but not the good kind that you melt and pour, well...you know.

Tenneil said...

Honey...how dare you bring up PE... I dont have him yet... I am so living through everyone elses PE..

Anonymous said...

I would order him to take all those clothes off, I mean he leaves me no choice dressing like that.

Honey said...

Lol, weird science.

I'll get weird and unnatural sittin in that biology class.

Playin swap some dna.

Sabrizzle said...

LOL Honey! School is okay, this past week was really busy and I'm glad it's over.

Ellie said...

The picture looks like it was taken at the Sears Photo Studio or KinderPhoto.

Jewels64 said...

McV! I'm sending that pix to the gals....Crikey! That was hot!!!

thirtysomething said...

Ellie: LMFAO Sears! The roll up background.

Sabrizzle said...

LOL, I just saw a Walmart commercial for the DVD.

Melissa said...

OK, I finally looked at the pics from the photoshoot...and the jacket he has on is srsly an amped up Members Only jacket. LOL WTH.

Tenneil said...

Ellie...LOL Sears...he has a serious issue with black clothing

Honey said...

30-you could buy a spare PE and melt him & pour him wherever you like. :)

Is that sacreligious? Geez-us, how the F do you spell that fucking hard ass shit word?

It just looks wrong, so it must be wrong lol.

Melissa said...

If it was a Sears photo shoot, it would have been done in "Sepia" tone. LOL

Anonymous said...

Jewels, I should see what else I have like that. I see all kinds of avi's like that on LJ. I swipe them constantly. :P

Tenneil said...

I swear he wore a member only jacket in twilight..it was blue..

TwiHartRK said...

Night ladies - Sweet Rob in dressing room dreams. Not WM, La Perla! Muah!
xo

Melissa said...

Good Night, Alie!!


Sweet Rob filled dreams to you!!

xoxo

Melissa said...

Tenneil, are you referring to when they were at the hospital??? I think you may be correct!

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight Alie! Muahhh!

Ellie said...

Okay, my lovelies, time for sleep. It's 2:30 here. Damn those time zones.

So much fun tonight.
McV, welcome to our Rk world. Looking forward to many more exchanges and please enjoy the naughty room. Rob says he's "only there for your pleasure. Give yourself over to it completely".

And then he wants to share the Hot Pocket. But he gets the bigger half.


Olive juice, babies!
Talk to you all tomorrow...
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

thirtysomething said...

Honey: I like the way you think... how to explain the burning rubber smell to my family though, must think.

Tenneil said...

Nite Alie... may you have not pirate dreams about ROB. tonight..LOL

Jewels64 said...

Geez...you're on LJ too? I just signed up so I could get AG's updates to Wide Awake.

I'm also on fucking Twitter just to talk to FakerPattz...he's hilarious!!!

Tenneil said...

I need to go to bed.. I am spelling like Anon...

Honey said...

T- definitely noticed that coat.

I love that interview when he says, "he has a great pea coat."

Sabrina, my work week was absolutely OOC shiteous. Had to train a bunch of morons. Oh, they were my 3 new board members!

Back to PE, physical education...maybe someone would be willing to put sparkles on theirs? because of the sunlight?

thirtysomething said...

Night Ellie and Twi!

Ellie said...

Nite, Alie. xoxoxoxo

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight Madame Ellie! xoxoxoxoxoxo

Jewels64 said...

Night Ellie and Alie! Love you babes!!! MMMMUUUAHHHH! OLIVE JUICE!

XOXO!

Anonymous said...

NN, ellie and alie. :D

TwiHartRK said...

Night Mistress
xoxo

Honey said...

NIGHT Alie & Ellie.

Geez, i'm in the same time zone...

Tenneil said...

Mel...ya... its not but it could so past for one... he has like 5 coat changes in the movie... yeah I counted...

Sabrizzle said...

Sorry to hear you had a crappy week, Honey! Hopefully they will turn out to be good board members.

Anonymous said...

jewels--i'm on twitter, i wanna follow yooooo.

Melissa said...

Good Night, Ellie!!

Sweet Dreams...with Rob of course.


XOXO

thirtysomething said...

Tenneil: spelling like Anon...love it.

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