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Is that Darth Vader with him in the cab? Has he crossed to the dark side? Oh my God! Summit is trying to separate Rob and Kristen using
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thirtysomething said...

ooooh that would be sweet! a sneak peek into rob's brain...

i bet he likes all kinds of music too

Taylor said...

Actually he does. I borrowed his iPod yesterday. He said I could keep it until New Moon was done shooting.

Lizalou said...

Hmmm... i will admit, ingenious idea (the flashdrive), but I couldn't do it - give him anything, that is.
I'd probably just suffer in silence from the other side of the bar and send over a drink.
It's bad enough that I'm appalled at my obsession! He doesn't need to know the extent of it.
He'll remember these women - derisively. And that thought makes me cringe.

Taylor said...

Wait....that's Rob calling right now. Guess he wants his iPod back!

Taylor said...

Wow! Talk about a 2 second phone call. I feel crushed.

erin said...

Thanks anon above for the LA clip.

Sigh.

Jewels64 said...

Ewww...really some of the comments are just a little....ewwww....

I hope to God Rob doesn't read some of these....GAH!!

And on another note...he's single, he's almost 23 and none of us are his current thang....

So quit talking about it...give the man some respect...and drool from a safe distance and with proper crassness.

No need for the pornographic descriptions of what we believe, wish and hope for to be Rob's special private talents......

Taylor said...

SIGH? Why are you not sighing over ME? Do you realize how hard I worked for this body?

Taylor said...

Thank you Jewels. These girls in here are getting out of hand. Rob would be so disappointed and also very grossed out! Eww

Alex said...

Whatever Tay Tay. The babes will be drooling over me now. I'm the new hot werewolf on the block. Plus, you know I'm the one who has Rob's ipod. He gave it to me cuz I said he smells like roses.

Taylor said...

Listen here, Alex. I am THE werewolf a-ight? Rob gave me his iPod last night and said I could keep it until tomorrow. Sure its a little sticky now, but I'm sure he won't mind.

Just keepin it real!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...
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thirtysomething said...

hi jules :)

and with that note... i'm off to bed after i check my comments for the ewww factor

night kk! night jules!

Taylor said...

KK-It's too late to apologize.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

30 - Goodnight! I deleted a few of mine...Great to talk to you!!!

Melissa said...

OMFG! What kind of a SICK BITCH would give Rob a fucking FLASH DRIVE???????????????????

Effing HORK!!!!!!!!

Srsly, I wonder what the heez was on it? God, I hope he threw it in the trash!

Jewels64 said...

Ladies...listen...

We all can get carried away with our feelings for Rob...just temper the vocab a little...

We can get what you mean without you having to be so "Hustler" magazine descriptive....

There are so many more entertaining euphamisms out there

And believe me...I've shouted out my share of some really filthy comments...which I have since regretted.

I think Rob is a witty, intelligent individual who does truly like nuts girls...but I could be prejudiced into thinking he likes ones who are very smart and not so base..... He has disgusting thrown at him everyday...

Don't you want to be different?....

Melissa said...

Jules, I effing puffy heart you right now, woman! MUAH! xoxo

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Anonymous said...

:scratches head:

what disgusting comments, mommie?

Anonymous said...

kk you took your smackdown like a man.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...
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Anonymous said...

Who put who in charge of "smackdowns" around here?

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

I still love my new avatar. I couldn't decide between this one and another big-forehead beanie Rob pic. There are so many adorkable pics of his to love...I always prefer adorkable to GQ Rob:)

Anonymous said...

self appointed patrol?

Ellie said...

Jules, you fucking own me...♥

Anonymous said...

looks that way

Jewels64 said...

KK...I appreciate and adore you for respecting Rob as a man and a real live individual....

I'm just trying to bring back some class...it's been missing around here for sometime now.....

** said while picking my nose and scratching my ass, but f**k it!!! Because there ain't no camera on me because I'm not one of the lucky ones whose name starts with Nikki or Kristen who happens to sell out to Lainey or Ted C. because their ain't no such thang as bad publicity dahhhrrrling...as long as your name is spelled right...**

Ellie said...

Suck it up, Anon.
Proper crassness, remember?

Melissa said...

Jules, you fucking own me too. Damnit!

Jewels64 said...

Whoops...my bad....

"there"...

Not "their"...

bad fan fic author...bad girl.....

Anonymous said...

Definition please? The Late Show walks a fine line...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Jewels - Coulda used you here earlier. Damn...the speculator wolves were out for blood. I thought I was on eonline for a minute...

Jewels64 said...

Yep! I am the self appointed patrol...

And if you believe that shizz....

Rob is actually a transgendered woman who is trying to hide her true identity. Her name is Claudia and she was a majorly successful teen actress back in the early 80's... She was supposed to be one of the back up singers for her sister Lizzie...but pubery intruded and Claudia's true feelings bubbled to the surface....

See...it's all spin......

Anonymous said...

sounds like do as i say not as i do

and I am still looking for comments that were over the limit of proper crassness

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Finally, the truth...is Summit controlling you, too, like the rest of the free world???

Melissa said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JULES!!!! YOU FUCKING SLAY ME!!!


LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Going to look up "crassness", just to be sure. The Late Show has me wondering.

TwiHartRK said...

Hey ladies - wrapped up my business. Jules you rule! Hi Ellie, Mel, still here?

True Dat KK. It was fugly with the gossip.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

We did have a lovely time tonight discussing Rob's blue/black flannel, smashing complexion and exceptional hair freed from the beanie finally. Wonder when he's heading out of Vancouver? Hoping he gets back to London for some downtime to get away from the shitstorm of speculation here in the U.S.

Diane said...

Hey, Jewels - Thanks for the fanfic tip the other night. No, I haven't read any before due to a professional dread of bad writing, but that was really well done and so fun I read the whole thing! Now if I could only figure out how to make an avatar, I might feel I'm making progress from the Land of the Clueless.

Melissa said...

Anon~Shut it. Don't cry like a little girl.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Jewels/Diane - what was the fanfic tip?

TwiHartRK said...

Hey why is everyone incognito? Should I post that as Anon. Are we being watched??

Jewels64 said...

Anon, since you seem to want to have a recap on the sensational...

does the description of having Rob "tongue" someone alleviate your need for tittilation?

C'mon...really? Be more inventive!!! Do we have to break it down to the gutteral sense? I'm not a prude and anyone of the Robkats will tell you just how filthy of a mind I have, but I wish to respect those people who come to the blog who don't need to hear those things.

Can't we all just adore Rob for who he is and his talent?

Anonymous said...

Sure. Let's all do that, all the time.

Jewels64 said...

Diane? Which fan fic did I recommend? OMG! There are so many that I just adore....

thirtysomething said...
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TwiHartRK said...

Is it "the suits" again?? Jules I feel you bb. I need to work on getting out of my shell and expressing myself more freely - I'm taking notes.

Diane said...

Apples and Oranges - the first one I've read.

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Anonymous said...

twiheart, always being watched

Jewels64 said...

Thank you Anon! I so puffy heart you right now! We all need to be a unified front for Rob's sake.

There are more reports leaking out about how protective his fans are of him and I think that's pretty freaking cool!!!!

I want to celebrate his talent, his god given good looks, and his incredibly goofy, intelligent, adorkable brain....

TwiHartRK said...

Anon - YOU scare me.

I didn't read through the comments were they juicy. KK???? Were you talking jaw porn - finally! I knew I could corrupt you.

Apples and Oranges by McVampy great place to start. Diane have you read Jules's stories. They are amazing.

What about Wide Awake? Kind of the mother of all FF.

Look at me being a pusher?!?

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

His fans are really protective over him, and I don't think he minds that. It's endearing and well meaining. It's the people that are overprotective of being RIGHT that drive me nuts.

The only conspiracy theory that hasn't been used is alien involvement. Wait...that'll be tomorrow...

thirtysomething said...

thanks kk :)

TwiHartRK said...

Does Goz's reference to Darth Vader count?

Diane said...

@Jewels - actually, that may have been someone else's recommendation. I'm all discomRobulated by the new pix. And by the way, while we're cleaning house here, - no more cracks about Rob's choice of footwear. Just so you know, I have vowed to take a bullet for the shiteous Nikes on the simple principle that he loves them.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Oh, I did read "The Red Line." I know it's not for all of you, but I liked it. The latest update just about had me bawling...okay, I was pretty teary-eyed. Kind of schmaltzy but in a very, very good way!

TwiHeart - Yeah, I got a little juicy. My avatar kind of stirred things up on the blog. Haven't started in on the jaw porn yet. Don't give up on me!!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Diane - "I have vowed to take a bullet for the shiteous Nikes on the simple principle that he loves them." HAHAHAHA I'll be happy to join your club. The two-pairs of shoes, shiteous-Nikes and untied- Docs club.

Jewels64 said...

Thanks Ladies!

I really appreciate you all jumping to our man's defense!!!

Rob is an extremely talented actor with a huge soul to go along with.

I adore him and I totally adore the fans who respect him and support him in positive ways!!!

You ladies Rock! Thanks for letting an old RobKat bitch for a moment...I just think Rob has such major success coming.

I would hate to see rude, skanky, inappropriate comments and behaviour chase him away...

I would be truly saddened to lose his talent.....

Good night all! MMMMUUUAAAHHHH!

Jules

TwiHartRK said...

Night Jules! Sweet Rob dreams to you. I know you'll conjure um.

thirtysomething said...

night jules...again :)

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

'Night Jules!

thirtysomething said...

kk: you read red line? i keep getting mixed reviews of it. hmmm

my next ff start up is going to be two steppin i do believe

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

30 - I loved it. I can see where some would be turned off by it - Edward is basically a high-paid whore who is treated pretty badly in a few chapters...you need a strong stomach to handle the way he is "owned" in some of the writing. That aside, I like how he gradually starts to heal with Bella's help and learned to face his demons, love himself and love Bella. It's a really different story.

Diane said...

Thanks for the tip, Twi. I'm much more likely to read ff that's been vetted by like minds; between life and Robsessing, can't afford to spend time on less than the good stuff. Which ones has Jules written or is that a secret?

KK-since I'm the newbie here, I assume you know why he wears them untied.

TwiHartRK said...

Two Steppin is really good. I'm not just saying it cuz Jules writes it and I love her. I'm really enjoying it. Edward has so many luscious Robward traits. The GQ imagery alone is worth it - chapter 2? I think.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Diane - Not really sure.

thirtysomething said...

thanks girls... that helps me make a decision. although i can't read too many at once or i get them entertwined... no what i mean?

TwiHartRK said...

KK - I had some issues with TRL but I know others who loved it.

Two Steppin has like 6 chapters I think. I can put the link to my faves here but I took off all the complete fics I've read. I know some people don't want to start stories too early on.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

It's time for me to knock off, ladies. Thanks for restoring my faith in posting comments tonight. All I really want to do when I'm here is what I said earlier this afternoon...to talk about this beautiful, multi-faceted, kind and sweet man who has stolen all of our hearts!

Do you know why I became a fan? When my dad was dying last year, my friend gave me Twilight to read at the hospital. Then I was given some links to Rob interviews by students. I didn't know who he was. Some very, very late nights, I would watch Rob interviews, and he made me laugh at a time when I couldn't find anything else to laugh about. I sent him a letter in December thanking him. I don't expect a reply, but I hope he reads it so that he knows I am out here with so much gratitude.

That's my story. Goodnight all.

thirtysomething said...

great story kk. thanks for sharing. and sorry about your dad.

it was great talking to you!

g'night

TwiHartRK said...

You really HAVE to read Wide Awake. I think it's pretty close to being complete and it has a LOT of chapters - it's updated on Live Journal now instead of FF but the link is in her latest A/N.

Sheez - I really am a pusher?!?!?

Theory on the laces = can't be bothered

Diane said...

Rob said in an interview that he was bullied in school and they took his shoe laces, so he just kept wearing them untied to show it didn't matter to him, that he was cool with it. And, oh yes, that he's Robert Freakin' Pattinson!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

30 - Thanks. Because of what I said, I will ALWAYS stick up for Rob and support him. Always :)

Diane said...

Twi - you have no idea how clueless I am. What does A/N mean?

TwiHartRK said...

Night KK! Great story!! I totally understand about bringing light and laughter at a tough time.

I'm still totally Robsessed but I've also made some great friends here who make me smile every day and especially in rough times. It's even bigger than Rob.

I wonder if he knows that he has brought some really amazing women together from around the world with our admiration for him?

thirtysomething said...

nice kk. you're a good egg. keep on keepin on girl!

thirtysomething said...

diane: a/n is author's notes i believe

TwiHartRK said...

That's awesome Diane! Oh, sorry Author's Note. I'll find you the link to Wide Awake - brb

here's my faves:
http://www.fanfiction.net/~twihart

Warning most of these are rated M for mature and are very lemony (for sexy times) It's what I like to read but there area lot of stuff out there that is GREAT and less detailed on these topics :)

KK - I forgot to wish you sweet Rob dreams! Night.

Diane said...

Thx for the info. Where did the term "lemony" come from? Everybody seems to be going off to bed. It's only 10:30 here, so I'm taking advantage of the quiet to ask questions.

TwiHartRK said...

Wide Awake Link
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/15786.html

Night Ladies!
Sweet Rob dreams!

thirtysomething said...

diane: you're gonna love wide awake. it is amazing. its two chaps away from completion according to the author. and they're pretty lengthy chaps.

alie: have you read all of these on your favs list? wow. i feel so inferior

TwiHartRK said...

Oh sorry guys - Diane there's another link you need. brb

thirtysomething said...

haha i had to google fan fic slang to figure out what people were talking about when i first starting reading it and the blog comments... i totally feel ya

and are you in cali then? it's 12:30 my time

Diane said...

Wow - lots to look forward to. Some of these stories seem to be book-length. Are they written over a period of time and put on chapter by chapter or all at once? How do the writers find time? I know, nosy, nosy, nosy.

30 - Yep, just little me all by my lonesome in the under-populated state of California.

TwiHartRK said...

Here Di - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_fan_fiction_terms

Yes, I wiki'd that shit when I started reading FF :)

My Twi obsession started about 7 months ago and then my Robsession started about six months ago on this site. FF feeds my need for more B&E.

I have read most of them but not really loved all of them. I like original B&E but it's HARD to write a good vamp story so my favs end up being Human. The exception for me right now is Creature of Habit original Vampward- so good.

some complete fics that are good and might not be on my list are
Cascade and Cyanide
A World Without Sound
Housemating Season (McVampy)
Frenemies (McVampy)
and LOST
The ones that are't McVs dont' have much smut but they are all good.

you can email if you have questions - email on my profile.

thirtysomething said...

most of them that i have read are put on chapter by chapter... that's why we set alerts to email us when a new chap is posted. wide awake and i love la are probably the two longest ffs i have read. i don't know how they find the time to write and read all of the reviews and still blog... they are clearly better at time management than i am

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TwiHartRK said...

Night- sweet Rob dreams and happy reading :)

Diane said...

Thx guys. Yeah, that's why I had to ask - time management is not my strong suit. Somebody that can "write good" and manage time - sounds like a mythical creature.

thirtysomething said...

thanks alie :)

i have most of those completed ones on my list if you will. and i have read a couple.

i picked up twilight on a whim for my 14 year old daughter. she didn't start reading it right away, so i did. i read all four books in a week. that was last fall. my robsession kicked in shortly thereafter when she showed me a pic of the cast of characters on photobucket. rob drew my attention right away and i started watching interviews of him on youtube. he too helped me through a tough time by restoring my laughter.

anyway, i've been a fan since then and think i will be for life.

thirtysomething said...

night girls! i don't sleep either... so i read ff in bed ;)

thanks for the tips alie!

nice meeting you diane.

TwiHartRK said...

Awww another nice Rob story to end the night with :)
Thanks for sharing. Hopefully we will have much to look forward to!

No fic lives up to the original experience, some come closer than others. What intriqued me about FF is that these writers go through this effort and are brave to put themselves out there for little reward. I'm glad the do - cuz I really enjoy reading more E&B.

Diane said...

Nite, you two. It was really nice talking to you.

thirtysomething said...

amen alie...and wide awake was my first ff. talk about hard to measure up to!

i keep telling myself i'm going to write one... and i think i will eventually. until then, i'll certainly enjoy reading the ones that are out there and i try to remember to review as much as possible.

BarbNZ said...

Hi everyone,

I've been watching on the outskirts for a while (not really sure if I'm doing this right though), I thought I'd let you know that Twilight is released tomorrow (Wednesday) in New Zealand, finally.

I'm probably more wrinkley than the rest of you... I may be old but I'm not dead yet! Rob P. gives this old heart too much exercise!!

You ladies keep me in stitches, I I really enjoy reading your blogs - love it.

thirtysomething said...

hi barb :) you'll find lots of exercise material here for your heart thanks to gozde and dani. they are always on top of the latest rob news...i'm constantly amazed. and the people that post here are pretty amazing too. you're in good company.

thirtysomething said...

and now i really am going to bed... to read the latest chap of the dom and maybe start a new one.

good night!

chickenlittle said...

KK...the tongue. Oh my.

And the button flies yesterday (today??? I'm in Europe so I'm confused) they were oh so lovely. You know, when I wear button flies I sometimes miss a button.....hmmm........

Things got a little strange in here today (yesterday?????) LOL.

Samantha said...

O.O

I dunno who that is, but whoever it is is carrying a CRAPLOAD of stuff and Rob's like "HA! Never carry anything you can't dig out of your pocket, amateur."

<3

Oh, what I'd give to be that person hauling that crapload of stuff in the cab with him.

Oh, to be that guitar case!

:swoon:

Anonymous said...

It does get really disgusting around here and has for a looong time. The regulars are the worst offenders.

katykeene said...

Hey KK I know you are probably asleep now but I just want to say thanks for sharing how you became robsessed.
I seem to see a pattern here. The common denominator would seem to be watching Robs interviews. I have read it so often now. People saying they fell in love with the person they saw outside the movies.
I myself had seen him in HP and thought he was a very good looking young man. I then went to see Twilight because I had been hearing about it. I ended up getting the books and reading them over Christmas. I fell in love with his music and marvel that one young man has so much talent. Then I watched some of his interviews and was captivated by his humour(mostly self-deprecating). He also appeared so genuine and endearing.Bought out all my mothering instincts and I was a bit afraid for him. I thought Hollywood would chew him up and spit him out.
The paparazzi are painful the stalker fans over the top but Rob just keeps showing his class by handling it all so well.

Thanks for giving me new FF to read you painful people. As if I can spare more time...(sighs)
WA was my first FF also and have to say it has spoilt me but I will check out your recommendations.

Jewels64 @12.17am.. well said.

BarbNZ welcome you are two hours ahead of me. Are you Nth or Sth Island. NZ is beautiful ...hey and you are never too old I am proof of that.

Anonymous said...

that is nikki reed

Robin said...

People really loose their minds with speculation on photos!!! Personally I just enjoy looking at them, and dont really care who he may or may not be F....ng. Its all just practice for when we meet anyway!

Anonymous said...

Um.....This is for MEG - First: How old are you? Second: I have seen NO "MIDDLE AGED, GROWN UP WOMEN WHO KNOW BETTER" in ANY pictures with Kellan, or Rob, or Kristin - what I have seen are young women in their early twenties, not that it matters. I'd just like to know, how old ARE the middle aged, grown up women that know better? I'd love to have a manual, so that I'll know if I'm too old to be a fan. Thanks. Btw, my username is ami1123, I just don't remember my password for google.

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