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Ahhh more salacious bologna....Oscar Meyer must be having a heart attack right now!

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Ellie said...

Am I number 201???

Jewels64 said...

Tenneil!!! LOL! "hair like a fembot"....

Yeah...I've got fully loaded breasts like fembots....

"I've got two pistols on ya...only one is actually loaded...but I stil have two pistols on ya...."

"hand over your lupins...."

Ellie said...

Why, yes I am! :)

Suz said...

Yea, I am the SuzIn Powers in the future with the better teeth!

I put the grrrrr in swinger BABY!

Yeah!

TwiHartRK said...

Well I was just gonna go with Suzin Powers - just take it ALL THE WAY THERE GURL!!

"I think you're shagadelic baby!"

Suz said...

Yeah Ten

I have boobs like a fembot!

Jewels64 said...

Suz...

Swing that fine ass of yours down here in H-Town and I'll take you to brekkie for Waffles and Chicken!

TwiHartRK said...

Ellie - are we taking numbers for the naughty room? DAYUM Rob's busy tonight!!

Shani said...

Okay, for the first time I'm not reading y'all comments to know what the hell is going on. I got to get this damn song out of my head first. Okay here it goes:

My bologna has a first name it's O.S.C.A.R. My bologna has a second name it's M.E.Y.E.R Oh I like to eat it everyday blah,blah,blah,blah,shit I can't remember the rest. Now I'm cracking myself up...ROTFLMAO

Anyway how are y'all doing?!?!?!

Suz said...

Jules... beat be to the boobs! lol

Jewels64 said...

Shani!!!

Thanks for the hot reviews BB!!!

I love having my ego stroked....

Cougars go purrrrrr when that happens!!!! LOL!!!

Jewels64 said...

Suz...you and me are peas and carrots baby!!!

Peas and freaking carrots....

TwiHartRK said...

Hey Shani - Welcome to the Suzin (Austin) Powers, fembot, balogna thread...aw come on it doesn't get better than this!!

Suz said...

Shani what kinda fukin buzz kill
is that shizz??

Bologna?

We are talking Rob

The kobe mother fuking beef of "meat"

Ellie said...

Shani~~"and if you ask me why, I'll say...'cause Oscar Meyer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a!"

Suz said...

Meat and two veg?

Tenneil said...

Numbers in the naughty room ...Ellie I went shopping waiting to drop it all off...

Shani said...

Jewels- Your welcome bb!!

Gemgirl65 said...

You know, Rob seems pretty into Beyonce, always with the Beyonce references, and J-lo. And commenting to Kristen, "Is that your butt? Your robust butt?" Rob likes big butts and he cannot lie! bwahahaaaaaaaa....we're on to you, baby.

I think in the interest of fairness, we can treat Rob's moles like the stars in the sky, and each of us can choose one to be named after us, his adoring Robsessed fans. I volunteer to inspect, locate and categorize every mole on Rob's body by size and desirable location. Like real estate. We can each own our own piece of the Rob.

Jewels64 said...

Shani!!! LMAOROTF!!!

That was freaking quick!!!!

Bologna...and me and Suz!!!

Sounds like a hot freaking plate lunch to me....

Ellie said...

Alie, you just KNOW Rob's waiting in there. The megaphone's ready, along with the suspenders... Bring the Snapple.


Oh, and I'll unlock the naughty room while you get ready. Rob's ALWAYS ready...

Jewels64 said...

Whoops! My Bad...

SUZ!!! Begging a thousand pardons from your swinging hot fine ass babeness for the misunderstanding....

Suz said...

Jules, make sure the carrot is microwaved....

Shani said...

Suz- That commercial was the shit back in the day, sorry. It still holds as one of the best today.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

I seriously wish I could keep up with you guys tonight, but I've gotta crash. Take it easy and if it's easy...take it twice :)

Ellie said...

Leann, you're hysterically funny! :)

spunkyshoefucker said...

Hey Ladies!!

Jewels64 said...

Alright Leann, you got that job.

Me personally, I want to be his dandruff wrangler...

Cuz...he doesn't wash his hair all the time and that will be the job that just doesn't quit....

Ellie said...

Good night, KK! Sleep well...

Shani said...

Ellie- Thanks for the reminder.

Suz- See still holds up...LMAO

~KY~ said...

shani baby! i didnt know you were up in here!

leann! twi!

Jewels64 said...

Microwaving can leave in the best vitamins...

I need my beta carotene to inspect Rob on a fully focused basis...

Ellie said...

Hi, Spunkinms! :)


Jules, that is definitely a full time job!

Shani said...

Bye KK!!

Suz said...

which misunderstandning.. the bologna?

sorry my bad!

And put me down fo some of those migh teee fine waffles and chicken...

may bee some buscuits and gravy

If Rob is all about the booty..

make it EXTRA gravy!

Tenneil said...

Jules if you are that... I want to be his personal....HMMM wow I could go lots of places with that one....*fans self*

Shani said...

Kristen- Just got here a minute ago

Ellie said...

Hi, Kristen, um, uh, I mean KY!

Jewels64 said...

Night KK!!!

Sweet Lovely Rob dreams to ya....

Just practice a chant I use every night to bring on Rob dreams...

As I am starting to drift...I say to myself as I click my heels together..."Theres no place like home..."

OOOPSS! Sorry that's Adam Lamberts bedtime chant...He loves his Judy Garland...

Anyhoo...Just say "Bring it Pattinson!"

~KY~ said...

tee hee

TwiHartRK said...

Night KK!!! Sweet Rob telling jokes, and whispering sweet nothings in your ear dreams!
xo

TwiHartRK said...

Hey KY!

Suz said...

can i be the resident robicurist..

I want to play with his

Fucking Perfect

H
A
N
D
S

spunkyshoefucker said...

hey Ellie!

Divinesally said...

Adam Lambert is my American Idol! LOL

Ellie said...

Sheesh, I've missed being on here...

oh, and I forgot:










COCK



TWITCH




FOLDS




(that's for sweet Kat, wherever she may be right now...)

Shani said...

Suz- Trust, it's not the bologna, but the brillant AD executives.

Suz said...

Lol Jules -- Lambert - Judy chant

spunkyshoefucker said...

Suz..you get his hands...i will massage his.....jaw

Tenneil said...

Nite KK~

Suz said...

Shani, I am not a bologna girl..

; )

thirtysomething said...

wow... it's a packed house in here... care if i join?

how is everyone?

TwiHartRK said...

Im gonna ROTFLMAO - if Kat shows up after that one Ellie!!

Droppin it for your hommies!

Jewels64 said...

Damn it Ellie Bean!!!

I'm all a flutter with

AN - TIC - I - PA - TION!!!!

(SAY IT FRANKIE!!!!)

TwiHartRK said...

Leeann - I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one. I think Rob seems to like to talk about booty a lil bit.

Let me see you wiggle it, just a little bit...

Shani said...

Suz- But I know what kind of girl you are...LOL

spunkyshoefucker said...

Hey thirty!

Jewels64 said...

Alie...I've cracked open my 40 and poured some on the ground for y'all....

Word.

~KY~ said...

30! bb!

hey ellie! sweeets! suz, t, S, you came!!! woot!

Tenneil said...

Hey TS... what up??
Ellie... itsnt there one more to the list or am I just remembering things???

spunkyshoefucker said...

If Rob says "booty" and "wiggle" in the same sentence i will die on the spot.

Shani said...

Thirty- It's getting dirty as always.

Jewels64 said...

30S!!!!!

Who loves ya BABY!!!

Uh...Me? Fuck yeah I do!!!!

thirtysomething said...

leann: did i catch that you watched the commentary? dang girl you are quick on the draw! nice.

hey spunky

Tenneil said...

Alie~ Lmao...wiggle it...

spunkyshoefucker said...

WOO HOO!! I got the jaw...you know the mouth goes along with that, right?

Suz said...

Really Shani,

I'd love to hear your take on the brilliance that me Moi'

Jewels64 said...

I want the stubble...

I want it sliding down my back...I want it freaking everywhere....

~KY~ said...

wow...dirty? in HERE? nu uh!

i expected squeaky clean...

Ellie said...

Hi, TS!

Tenneil, you got all the equipment that was on the list?
Rob would approve... :)

spunkyshoefucker said...

Sorry...stubble is on the jaw...it is mine..lol

Tenneil said...

Jules... panties are melting...girl...dont get me all panting heavy...

Ellie said...

Alie, are you done in there, yet?

Suz said...

TS! Evening eh er.. Morning!


xxx

thirtysomething said...

jules awww hells to the yeah!... you love me? suh weeet!

ky clutcher baby....how you doin'?

t: hiya sweets

hey shani :)

wow i feel the loooove

Shani said...

Suz- My brain is fried I don't even have a good come back right now.

Tenneil said...

ellie
~ riding crop
~ snapple
~ hot pockets
~ new suppenders
what am I missing???

TwiHartRK said...

Right Jules "down your back" ummm hummm.

Hey 30s!

Ellie the line is getting LONGER - glad we got our numbers early : )

Suz said...

There is durty.. feeling like its wrong..

and then there is just

PLAIN
FUCKING
WRONG

spunkyshoefucker said...

*Riding Post

~KY~ said...

im clutchin bb

thirtysomething said...

suz... mah lovah... not quite morning for me yet, but close ;)

whoa scruff talk...shit i came to the right place

Jewels64 said...

Spunky...

there are more places to shave than on the face...

I never clarified that now did I?

Oh and let me add that I need a sharp new razor, a warm hot towel and some shaving cream....

spunkyshoefucker said...

Woo hoo hoo...but stubble in other places tends to hurt...;)

Suz said...

Shani, I admire your spunk

hangin with Suzin Danger Powers...

can be intense..

many have tried.. many have failed... lol

Tenneil said...

Hot Damn jules.... a round of unicorns for us all!!!!

thirtysomething said...

suz is it durty or dirrrrty?

TwiHartRK said...

Suz - You have such way with words.

You are so succinct.

Not to mention fucking hysterical!!

Gemgirl65 said...

Hey ladies, just came from readin' some LA reviews...not too bad, all things considered. Seems like most weren't too hot on the script, like Mechevpao said. But likin' the acting overall. No "Rob sucks" comments yet, so we don't have to go kill anyone.

TS, I have the commentary memorized...it's KK that's the Twi-comm virgin!

Yup, Rob's an assman. If he's claiming Tyra is his favorite show, it sure as hell ain't for her interviewing skills.

Ellie said...

Ten, I think you've got everything on the list, except the carrots. But I think Jules has taken care of that!

Alie, when you're finished, it's Ten's turn. I get to close the place down, because I'm the Mistress of the room (neener, neener!).

Gemgirl65 said...

Jewels, you will be forever up in Rob's hair counting dandruff flakes! Lucky ho.

Jewels64 said...

Spunky...

Only if it's done right BB!!!

Only if it's done right!!!

Tenneil said...

Ellie~ neener neener...ROFLMAO

Ellie said...

Jules, that reminds me of a story... (which is unfinished, I might add)LOL

thirtysomething said...

alie!!! ellie!!! {waves}

hi girls :)))

spunkyshoefucker said...

Well if he likes Tyra...maybe he has a thing for 6-heads??

Jewels64 said...

Leann...I think he is a boob man too!

He likes his women curvy...

Did you see the pix of his last girlfriend? She was beautifully normal...just like us!!!!

Tenneil said...

Sweet I am next.... Alie... please take your time but leave some for me girl!!!

Shani said...

Suz- Nah, it's just been a long damn day.

Suz said...

Suz <---- looking up succinct

But is pretty sure she fukin loves Alie anyway!

spunkyshoefucker said...

Jewels..I didn't see the pic...where is it...i need to see this

TwiHartRK said...

Leeann - I wanna call you LA but that might be confusing.

Not raving about the script huh? I'm so anxious to see it! I wanna see if I concur. And I am going to be squirming in my seat the entire time!! GAH!

You are the twicrack comm expert but have you cracked a FF?? HMMMM?

Jewels64 said...

Els...I'm writing two stories right now...

And yeah...I've been going back and adding to our little RKat adventure...

The latest trailer of "The Boat That Rocked" has given me some hawt TomStu inspiration....

TwiHartRK said...

which last girlfriend Jules??

Gemgirl65 said...

6-heads? Huh? Am I Twi-tarded?

NO I have not seen pics of any of all 2 of Rob's girlfriends. link pleeeeez!

Jewels64 said...

Spunky...

Lemme see if I can find you a link on RobPattinsonOnline....

They have em.....

Tenneil said...

Jules master of multitasking...

Suz said...

With my VAST knowledge of Brit Love

I will tell you...

They certainly appreciate a womanly form..

Unlike these yanks who go for the plastic barbie doll types...

spunkyshoefucker said...

What Leann?

Jewels64 said...

Alie...


The Nina pix from the party they attended back in something like 2006!!!

~KY~ said...

leann ive missed u on FB bb

Divinesally said...

jewels you sure know how to clear out a room. hahahahahahahaha

Jewels64 said...

I'll be right back y'all!!!

I'm on a mission to bring you back the pix that will make all of you breathe a sigh of relief that he likes normal "NUTS" girls....

TwiHartRK said...

I told you Jules - she looks JUST like me!

http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/Nina_Schubert/photos

thirtysomething said...

leann: shit! thanks for reminding me... i'm so damn dense you're the ff virgin

kk is the commentary...geez and i was a witness???

Gemgirl65 said...

TwiHeart, you are Alie? Is that right? No...I have not cracked a FF. *whistles sheepishly*

Where is this Nina chick? Inquiring Robsessed minds wanna know.

Jewels64 said...

DS...

That's my Job! I am a ROBsessed protector extraordinaire!!!

How are ya darlin?

TwiHartRK said...

So the last one is her modeling - here she is looking more "normal"

http://i44.tinypic.com/2hmixp4.jpg

spunkyshoefucker said...

Ewwwwww......

Jewels64 said...

Thanks Alie!!!

And you are right!!!

She does look like you! You gorgeous bitch you!!!

Stay away from Rob....

No really...I mean it. You are MARRIED!!!

I AM SINGLE....BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

Tenneil said...

Alie~ you keep moden directories handy do you??? LOL

TwiHartRK said...

Did you see the links Leeann.

Tenneil said...

model* opps

Shani said...

Jewels- Do write about TomStu. I really liked this FF called Stuck In The Middle on twilighted.net. The person who wrote it made him more fuckable.

~KY~ said...

where do you apply jewels? i wanna protect rob...i didnt know you could get paid for that here...

Suz said...

ewww what?

Nina or that shiteous ensemble Rob is sporting..?

(can't be Nina, she is adorable)

Gemgirl65 said...

Normal "nuts" girls..well, that certainly fits the description around here.

Kristen, I'm never on FB, I'm always here! lol Most of my "real" friends have no idea WTH happened to me. I haven't done much FB in at least a month or more. Started with the Twi-books in January and it's only getting worse.

30, lol, I can't keep track of anything around here either! I just started posting a couple weeks ago. Y'all have all these inside joke that go way back...I just read and smile!

TwiHartRK said...

No T - just Rob's ex-girlfriend - LMAO. I'm NOT a stalker. Only a cyber stalker!

Ellie said...

Oh, Leann, we NEED to corrupt you with fanfic! Jules is the author of two storie going on, right now. they are fucking fantastic!

Here's the links:
Two Steppin"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979037/9/

And Utter Darkness:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4764382/19/

spunkyshoefucker said...

I am right there with you Leann..lol.

Tenneil said...

Alie~ you have mad skillzzz..
*WINK*

Suz said...

for the millionth TIME!

It's NOT stalking

It's

RESEARCH!

sheesh

spunkyshoefucker said...

I read The Submissive and The Office today...my mind was mush.

Ellie said...

Ah, Beautiful Bastard and Domward...YUMMY!

TwiHartRK said...

did someone say ewwww?
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/nina_schubert/showphoto/87812

HUH??

She's adorable and she's sounds like a smart and tough cookie! I wouldn't mess with her! I think Rob has good taste...

Tenneil said...

Suz danger powers speaks... do I make you randy??

spunkyshoefucker said...

Yeah Ellie...my thoughts exactly. Couldn't get off the couch for an hour after reading those..lol.

Suz said...

Alie, I predict they will find their way back to one another...

I said it here.. FIRST!

Tenneil said...

Alie~ those second pix of Nina dont even look like her??? wierd

TwiHartRK said...

Hahaha Suz - from your lips to Ted Assablanca's blog...

Tenneil said...

Suz~ yes you did...

thirtysomething said...

spunky: you go girl... way to jump right in there with those ffs...

ellie: i love how you're always supplying the links to awesome ff... can i just tell you how much i adore that? really i have so much to read. thanks girl, you're the best!

Jewels64 said...

DANI DROPPED THE ROBKATS BIRTHDAY WISH TO GOZ ON THE BLOG...


GO CHECK IT OUT, PLUS HER SUPER HAWT MONTAGE OF PHOTOS.....

Suz said...

Ten ~ MB

Yes,

Shall we Shag now or Shall we Shag Later?

TwiHartRK said...

Why thank you T!

Yes, Yes, I do :)

TwiHartRK said...

SQUEEE!!!! GONNA CHECK IT

Tenneil said...

Suz~ how dare you break wind before me...

Shani said...

Twi- It was a post about Nina on here way back. The girl rocks...she is multi-talented.

spunkyshoefucker said...

Twi...her modeling pictures are gorgeous...she doesn't look so hot in the others. maybe it is just the pictures..dunno. They do not look very clear. Or it could be that Rob makes everyone look like chop liver. ;)

Shani said...

Suz- I'm with you on that about him and Nina getting back together, no shit.

Ellie said...

Ladies, I'm going to check Goz's birthday wish, and then head off to sleep. Loved being here tonight! xoxo
Hope to talk to you all tomorrow night, at some point of other!

Jules and Alie, my RK's, olive juice, bb's!

spunkyshoefucker said...

Night Ellie!!

~KY~ said...

well im out. night ladies i love.

spunkyshoefucker said...

Night Kristen...talk to you in the a.m. You better have a dream to tell me about..lol

Divinesally said...

new threads people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Divinesally said...

Night night to all! xoxo

~KY~ said...

oh and because we KNOW that this has national attention, i have to give my shout out to rob~

I LOVE YA BABY! *kisses*

Shani said...

Bye El and Kristen!! I'm going to look at the birthday thing and then I'm out. Talk to y'all tomorrow.

TwiHartRK said...

Awesome birthday wishes for our girl Goz!! Love her!

Well, it looks like everyone cleared out then huh? I missed you - sorry went to look at the picture montage and then passed out for a bit...

I feel my work here is done anyway. I said some really inappropriate things and left half naked pics of Rob's ex-girlfriend.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shani said...

Wait, SMOOCHES HOT BITCHES...now I'm out...

Suz said...

Suz <----- cannot breathe

Jewels64 said...

Jules would like to personally thank Alie for being her official fanfiction pusher....

To all of you who are reading my stories...

I SO LOVE YOU! THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT!

Really, seriously..I am very touched that y'all are following my work. It just blows me away..

Tenneil said...

nite Ellie... mistress... how am I suppose to hand the keys off to you??? so you can lock up???

muah...babe

Tenneil said...

Jules~ damn bb you got it going on!!!

thirtysomething said...

woooooow. i went to check out the birthday pic montage... it feels like christmas all of a sudden.

i'm off to read my nightly ff

night everyone!

peace. love. and rob xoxo

Suz said...

Jules, I think I'd follow you through the gates of hell..

but first I have to go visit the
"blue" thread to discuss how those Bday pics are making me..

f
e
e
l

Jewels64 said...

Night All! I gotta fade too..

Speaking of fade... (nice segue)

I have just posted a new Rob vid on YouTube...

Check it out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66CRoOxEkv8&feature=channel_page

Suz said...

Yeah good luck with that idea of getting some sleep Ellie.. after viewing the latest RobPorn...


xx

Night night..

Suz said...

Night Jules..

xoxoxoxo

Great job on Bday surprised.

Suz {hearts} Kats!

TwiHartRK said...

JULES!! I have a confession! I told Leeann she should loose her FF virginity to Darkward. Not cheating on Dukeward but that's just where I started. But now that I think of it - it would be most appropriate to start with Two Steppin' - I mean hot sexy British Royalty (looks like Rob) who knows his way around the stable - wink wink - Who better to pop your cherry??

Read BIZZITCHES!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979037/1/


Night Jules, Suz, anyone else who is still coherent after that montage - sweet Rob dreams.

And his eyes are fucking GREEN people!!!

Tenneil said...

Hot damn Jules... I love that photo of seeing his breath...
T
H
U
D
i am not longer alive..

Suz said...

Night TS.. if I forgot anyone, I am sorry..

sweet robdreams...!

Tenneil said...

Well since I am dead... Nite... Jules, Alie, TS, Suz, Ellie.... night to all....
THUD..

Suz said...

Ladies, I am out too..

I must get breathing and heart rate back to normal...

breathe in breathe out..

breathe in.. breathe out..

in
out
in
out

in
out

Oh fuck, that didn't work.

Nigh Gorgeous Ladies of RobDom!

xxx

dechick2009 said...

i wish it was true

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