Load of CRAP Magazine Scans

Here is your load of crap magazine scans for the day.

If you buy these magazines you are helping the Volturi, true story.


When BAD Photoshop happens to good people :))

Gozde's note:
The confirmation of the said "cat fight" between Kristen and Nikki came from a couple of fans that spotted them at the 100 Monkeys concert last night in Vancouver. Apparently:

"Kristen and Nikki come up and dance with us. After a while they show concern for Taylor and make him come up too"

I don't know about you but this sounds to me like they had a "dance off" for Rob and they were pulling Taycob for support :)

For more on the fan encounter and pictures check out TwiCrackAddict :))

Thanks to Pattinson Life for the scans :)

P.S.: My gmail is down, no idea what the heck is going on, I'm thinking Laineyho put a curse on it.

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Anonymous said...

how can you not talk about the effed up photoshop job on that last scan!? look at rob's face!!!! He looks like Gaston from Beauty & the Beast!

Maryann said...

LMAO I just love the link you put up there "come here squishy, I shall call him Squishy!" Love Finding Nemo LOL

That link is so fitting to these load of CRAP magazines though! Just that the link to that clip is so worth watching EVERY.SINGLE.TIME lol

Anonymous said...

What the hell did they do to his face??

Unknown said...

These magazines take all gossipers crap, they creat a fake source and puton the cover to sell this BS.

Unknown said...

And also they don't know how to use photoshop!!!!
Jesus, don't use it then!!!!

Angela said...

Haha, poor Rob, the only thing wrong with that last one is that they flipped the image. Try it, you'll see they didn't photoshop it. It's so funny how he looks adorable with his face crooked in one direction but not the other!

Chicago girl now in LA said...

What is up with the photoshop crap on Rob with the third cover???!! LOL. Poor Rob...this is definitely the sucky side to fame...

Angela~You're right. Flipping doesn't always work!

VeilsofLight said...

Enough with the Rob gossip drama
You'd think he was the friggin' Dalai Lama
The tabloids are wack
Please just get off his back
Pretty soon they'll have him dating Obama

Anonymous said...

How is that a "cat fight?" Am I missing something?

MojoPin said...

Hahahaha wow, it is interesting to see how they're fabricating stories. I can't believe it, they made EVERYTHING up.
Most of us have seen those pics from 100 Monkeys gig and everyone were laughing and having a great time.

This is incredible really, haha and what have they done with Robs photo...they made one of his eys smaller and his nose bigger, it looks like a potato..why are they ever photoshoping him for gods sake?!

MojoPin said...

*even

beanie said...

I hope the scanner got stuck and that's not actually what the magazine did to his face.

Blasphemy!

May said...

Okay...So let me get this straight. About a, I don`t know anymore, one or two or three months ago, Rob was with Nikki. Then he was with Kristen. After that, he was gay, which made him go back to Nikki again!? *feels a fucking headache coming on*

And now, finally, Nikki and Kristen got into a catfight over Rob and he turns to Kristen, who is/isn`t/who the hell know by now with MA.

Oh brother. *sighs*

Lizalou said...

Rob - the only one missing from the 100 Monkeys show.
That would royally suck if he felt like he had no choice but to stay away because of paparazzi and fan hysteria.
Being musical, i'm sure he wanted to be there...
Damn.

kristen said...

Angela - you're so right - they just flipped the image, but it looks all kinds of fucked up that way! Why the hell would they do that? Leave his naturally beautiful face alone!

And My God, I can't believe Rob is on the cover of ALL of the Rag Mags. Seriously, like every single one. It's ridiculous!

Angela said...

Isn't that so weird, lyla? He looks amazing the ~normal way, but just by flipping the image, he looks like a troll under a bridge! Poor kid.

Anonymous said...

whats sad is my grandma subscribes to this trash..its horrid.. time to find grandma something new to read

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Just looked at the pics...Nikki looks like she's in her late 30s in them...

As Rob has said many times, when he's in acting mode, he stays by himself and he definitely didn't want to steal any of Jackson's thunder. Lovely guy, if you ask me.

Divinesally said...

Ha, Goz! I can totally picture Kristen and Nikki having a dance off for Rob's love, and Taycob totally egging them on. LMAO. Only in my head of course cause all of this is total fuckery and utterly ridiculous.

Next thing they'll post is that Angelina's bump is from an affair she had with Rob.

Gozde said...

Anonymous said: How is that a "cat fight?" Am I missing something?

Gozde's reply: Yes you are obviously missing something. It's called a sense of humor :))

Lizalou said...

Chicago girl in LA - that's a positive way to look at it. I hope ur right!

Either way, these kids are having way too much fun out there - i'm jealous!

honey bee said...

Yadda yadda yadda. These mags make me laugh.

Eonline's Teddy has been trying to sell the "Robsten" story as of late, Ms. Lainey is still pushing Nikki & Rob, and now according to these mags they are all in love. My heads gonna explode!

Have to be honest though, the ladies on Teddy's board are very entertaining and have good insight. I keep telling myself I will not get sucked in, but it's inevitable. I have to read it. :x

Angela said...

OMG, I just realized something. No wonder Rob doesn't like his face, that third one is what he sees in the mirror every day!

Unknown said...

Lord!
These mags made ALL this shit just coz Michael wasn't in Kristen B-day party or near Vancouver, and Ted C think their relationship is over.

Unknown said...

Hi Divinesally!
How are you doll? I saw you e-mail!!!

Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOO, Angie is pregnant again??? Oh, my, they never heard of birth/control/something?... UAU, Brad!! Man, you're gooood...

Ok, now, what is a "catfight"? A stupid Brazilian here...

Anonymous said...

Hey, Chicago girl, are you still in here? ((((HI!))))

Hi, Danni! And everybody else!

Unknown said...

Sophia!
Briga de gatinhas, de mulher por um homem.
Sorry, but i need portuguesse to explain to Sophia what is catfight.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Danni. It would really be nice to watch a vid with this...

Danni, I am so happy today that our friend wrote back to me, that I can not even describe it. Thanks for giving me the e-mail account.

Gozde said...

Sophia, sweetie :) There was nothing to watch if you are talking about cat fight or the dance off :) I made them up. Kristen and Nikki are supposed to be BFFs.

Sometimes I want to be famous just so I could play with the tabloids :))

Anonymous said...

Gozde, thank you. I figured that out. They are supposed to be BFFs, ok.

Tough, I would even fight with my BFF for Rob, if it was the case...

Divinesally said...

hi Sophia LOL about the Angelina comment.:o)

hey Danni, my god, talk about gossip overload. It makes me laugh to see how much BS there is out there about these people. They are young and having fun. so what?
But I have to admit sometimes thinking about the possibilities is friggin fun and entertaining.

Gozde said...

:)) I don't know man! Best friends are hard to find :P So is Rob. I like how Perez said Nikki was mesmerized by Rob's peen, LMAO. We are ALL mesmerized by his peen :PP

Gozde said...

I don't believe Angelina is pregnant. I think everything they print are ...wait for it....a load of crap! :)

Anonymous said...

I think I know whats going on here, I read some e online and well 1st of all Kristen and Michael broke up. He didnt even show up at her birthday and + he was going through some insecurities towards Rob. Also Robs old BMW was parked infront of Kristens apartment with Nikki and Kirstens mom there? Rob and Kristen were seen together in a cab and not only that they were seen together out during dinner (seen by fans). On Kristens birthday Kristen on purpose took Jacksons hand to fool the PR. And then all of a sudden summit calls Kristen and Rob for an emergency meeting. I think summit is trying to hid Rob and Kristens relationship by creating Rob and Nikki speculations.

Emily said...

I actually laughed out loud at the third magazine's headline. Rob "turns to Kristen, the girl he can't have." So melodramatic.

First of all, I'm not sure a girl exists that he can't have. Second of all, well what's the point...if you actually believe this crap then make sure and keep yourself up to date, I'm sure the story will change in a few days. So hard to keep track of these things...

Divinesally said...

hahahahahahaha mesmerized hahahahah peen hahahahahahahahahahah yeah that killed me...dead. Aren't we all hahahahahahah...damn Goz.

Anonymous said...

I am mesmerized about his EVERYTHING. Way too much.

I just came back from the grocery store and saw three mags with Rob´s face on the cover. They just put a pic of Rob on the cover, repeat the same BS, nothing new, only to sell mags.

Anonymous said...

I heard this story is all over Perez Hilton too!

honey bee said...

Entertaining is right! I like to think of it as fanfic. :D

The peen. lol All hail the peen!
:x

Gozde said...

Anon: IF Rob and Kristen were to get together Summit would throw a block party and run to tell every TV station/tabloid that would listen. Edward and Bella together is their wet dream. I'm sure they wake up every morning and pray for them to become a couple.

Anonymous said...

Gozde, "best friends are hard to find"... I agree! But, how hard is it to find a ROB to fight for???

Divinesally said...

M, lol

***bows down to the ROBpeen***

Anonymous said...

Divine, careful when "bowing down" to Rob´s anything...

Divinesally said...

what? =/

Unknown said...

Gozde!
Agreed, almost speechless.
If is true Kristen broke up with BF, that doesn't mean she and Rob are together.

Anonymous said...

Gozde- I think summit is afraid that if they broke up between filming or something it would cause a huge loss, and theres something fishy going on right now, probly risten and rob are together right now

Gozde said...

Let me get this straight: You are saying that Summit is afraid it would be bad if Kristen and Rob broke up in the future and their solution tothis is throwing off media by directing them to a Nikki/Rob hook up? How does this make any SENSE to you? It's like trying to avoid cancer by giving your neighbor a vedgie!

Divinesally said...

that's one hell of a metaphor Goz. lol

Anonymous said...

Then where did Lainey come from with all the Nikki and Rob crap?

tinababy1 said...

Gozde - I love you "helping the Volturi" ha ha ha
and I agree, Summit would Love love love to make K & R public. K & R might not like that though.

Why am I speculating about this garbage.

Let's get back to peen!!!

Gozde said...

Anon: I think Lainey has a BIG source: her ass :))

Divine: I know, I was proud of myself :PP

tinababy1 said...

Gozde - I have to tell you though, this is my least favorite banner since I started on here. For some reason he reminds me of an early sixties Mick Jagger without the rubber lips.

I just don't know...

Unknown said...

Gozde!
I can't understand the conspiracy theory too.
And about Nikki gossip, Nikki is Lainey source. I truly believe this, thats way you can't see Rob and Nikki together like last year.

Gozde said...

Off to change the banner :))

beanie said...

ANGELA
RE: OMG, I just realized something. No wonder Rob doesn't like his face, that third one is what he sees in the mirror every day!

You are so right! He has to see that flipped image, and it's NOT pretty! No wonder he doesn't understand his hotness.

I'm going to try this with my own picture...

Divinesally said...

Tina, I totally see that. He is very reminiscent of Jagger. In a photo it looks like he was dancing, maybe they had Stones playing at the shoot. lol. He still looks damn fine, those suspenders and polka dot shirt slay me.

I wish I could earn a living talking outta my arse.

Gozde said...

I did like the old banner but I am changing it :)

tinababy1 said...

Div - Isn't it incredible what people get paid to do?

Anonymous said...

Well Rob and Nikki are only friends and Lainey is just making all this bullshit up just to piss twilight or something (i really dont know what her real deal is) But there is something fishy going on in Vancuvour right now between Rob and Kristen

all these things link to one thing

tinababy1 said...

Gozde !!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you.......

You are the best!!!

Best banner EVER!!!

mooouaaahhh

xox

Yvonne said...

beanie....that is some crazy ass logic you have there...and funny as hell. I bet everyone is going to try that with their own picture! LMAO

Unknown said...

I prefer the old banner. But, all Rob banners are good banners! :D

Divinesally said...

Oooooh I love the new banner Goz.

Tina, amazingly so. Hot job: Rob's New Moon on set stylist/makeup artist/groomer

Yvonne said...

I love this banner, it's very ehtereal, he looks angelic 0:)

Gozde said...

:)) What old banner? You bitches are demanding today! lol

Yvonne said...

oops....ethereal

Divinesally said...

they wouldn't even have to pay me. I'd volunteer!

i liked the old banner too. But all the banners are hot. ;)

Yvonne said...

Gozde, you need a pay raise for all the crap you put up with!

Divinesally said...

I love that word. surreal is a good one too.

Yvonne said...

ah, DS, the new Dali avatar...nice :)

Gozde said...

Yes, I need a pay raise from the zero money I am making right now :))

tinababy1 said...

Goz - there must be 2 tinas here I'm the demanding bitch who didn't like the old one and I bow to you

You are a Goddess

I still think Rob should hook up with you.

Melanie said...

My only requirement on the banner is Rob, Rob, Rob.

Martina said...

The one that was here few hours ago. :D uhm, I have two google accounts and I`m sorry for posting under Tina instead of Martina

Gozde said...

Oh okay, you are the Tina that I love the most :)) "My Gozde and Rob are soulmates" campaign manager :)

tinababy1 said...

Me likey new banner

Good thing PE arrived in mail today - only one question -

where do the batteries go?

Sam said...

omg- i am a total freakin igmo.. i had no idea Jackson was in a band... nor that it was this 100 monkeys.... i was looking at the pix and i was like, dayuum that dude is cute... and it was him!! haha duh. See, my focus is only on rob... haha

Mel said...

Third cover is just killing me. Don't these people have eyes? Also why would you need to photoshop a picture of one of the most beautiful guys in the world?

Divinesally said...

Tina, that's one sex tape I'd like to see. teehee *blushes*

Goz is that crossing the line, bb? You know I say it with the deepest most profound admiration.

Yvonne said...

lol batteries...
Oh no!! you got the wrong version!!

Sam said...

AND why- why why- what is the point of this stupid photoshopping... if he needed fixed- fine- but he doesn't and whatever they did is so horrid looking. Who was the igmo who approved of this cover going out to the public?

Gozde said...

LMAO@ the batteries :))

Yvonne said...

never has somoene NOT needed photoshopping as much as our beautiful Rob

Mechevpao said...

Wait Wait Wait…. I think I got this!!
The pairs on the New Moon set are
Rob/Kristen… no no… Rob/Nikki… no no… Kristen/Jackson… Nikki/Taylor…

Wait... I got it!!
Rob/Kellan… Kristen/Nikki… Taylot/Jackson…
Ouch!!
Forgot that it is actually Jackson/Ashley…

Uhh Ohhh…
Ok… You know What??.. They are all together!!! It is a big biiiiiggg family affair!!
Hahahaaa

Divinesally said...

thanks Yvonne, I am keeping true to my "Dali-a-day" avatar promo for lil ashes. lol

Divinesally said...

Yup the batteries slayed me too.

Gozde said...

I like Letters' idea of Nikki and Kristen being lesbians :)

Yvonne said...

DS, I checked out that link u posted last night, and I can't believe how well Rob pulled off the Dali "look"...it's unbelievable , Dali even looks like he had Sanpaku eyes as well...

Emily said...

Tina - Just try stripping him down to see if there are any little compartments hidden in his nooks and crannies. I'm sure it said something about being battery operated...

Gozde said...

I am sure she already stripped him down Emily. See she disappeared after posting...

Chicago girl now in LA said...

GOZDE~"Lainey's source is her ass"...ROFLMAO!!!!! You've got that right!

Emily said...

I noticed that too, Goz. Probably couldn't get him out of the package fast enough.

Martina said...

well, as I said: Two weeks ago I started posting under name "tina" using old google account, but as soon as I`ve realized that there is another Tina, I made a new account and a new name. Today I posted a comment not noticing I was using my old name. I can`t delete the comment and I`m sorry if I hurt someones feelings.
Both banners are good, but I slightly prefer older one.

tinababy1 said...

Ok , I'm back..He does not undress

WTF

Sam said...

ok- i just read the photo was flipped...
hey btw Gozde- where are you located? Did you yesterday or so that it was 3 in the morning where you were- and it was only 8 where i was... just curious ;)

Yvonne said...

Tina...LOL, I tried to undress mine,too!

tinababy1 said...

Martina - No harm done, I just didn't want Goz to think I was crazy ...er...crazier

(actually we already have a Crazy in here already, don't we?)

Emmes said...

I HATE WORK! It stresses me out...and by stresses me out I mean: gets in the way of my robsessed time ;(

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Lesamara~Gozde is in exotic, historic, wonderful Istanbul, Turkey.

Yvonne said...

Hi em,take deep breaths, and use visualization...

Gozde said...

Martina, you didn't hurt anybody's feelings babe :) I was just confused since Tina asked me to change the banner then after I changed I saw Tina said I liked the old one better :)

I'm in Istanbul! :) and am going to bed. Stop trying to molest your PE, he doesn't get undressed unless you make him HOT :))

Nite nite people!

Martina said...

hey guys, does any of you have this page as a home page? :P
I`m just wondering. :D

tinababy1 said...

Hey Goz - that's where my grandparents were born, but they were Greek

Emily said...

Oh well, if it makes you feel better Tina, I doubt he was anatomically accurate anyway.

Divinesally said...

Yvonne which link?

I agree his interpretation is uncanny.

Gozde said...

Try sweet talking him, he might start stripping :)

Yvonne said...

nite Goz, sleep tight..

tinababy1 said...

I'll try to make him hot. Lighter anyone??

Yvonne said...

DS...did u post the link to the Dali page? I dunno, it's possible that I'm losing my mind....anyway, it's a cool site :)
Yeah, he does an amazing job, he really did his homework for that role.

Melanie said...

I am beginning to think that if I were to get paid for the time I spend staring at pictures of Robert Pattinson, I'd get paid a lot more than I get for my real job.

tinababy1 said...

Emily - It would be nice to see if that hand size thing was true.

Robert has the loveliest LONG fingers

tee hee

tinababy1 said...

Nite Gozde

Emmes said...

Hey Licky (ROTFL)!

Well...just in time to wish Goz nice robdreams!!

Yvonne said...

Did u just call me Licky? You r nuts :))))

tinababy1 said...

Aren't you Licky??

Divinesally said...

Martina if I could, believe that I would. But if DH opens up my firefox, by some freak accident and sees this site...phewww just thinking about it is giving me a mile panic attack.

Night night Gozde! sweet dreams, bb.

Emily said...

I'm not so sure fire and PE are a good combination. Unless he smokes little tiny cigarettes. Wait, I guess that would be PR instead. I'm saving my money until they come out with that version.

Emmes said...

new motto: what happens in robsessed , stays in robsessed ...lol

Yvonne said...

Yup, that would be me...Licky Girl :) LMAO

Anonymous said...

I have to say: I'm starting to feel really badly for all 3 of them. Granted, this is the profession they chose and the scrutiny comes with the territory - but the amount of scrutiny they are receiving is so unwarranted. With the amount of attention, you'd think that they got busted selling crack to orphans or something.

All I have to say is if I had media and tons of people watching MY every move in my early 20's...the headlines would be A LOT more juicy :)

tinababy1 said...

DS - Isn't DH just happy that you come to bed all hot and bothered after visiting "The Rob Zone"?

Yvonne said...

oooohhh, yes, that would be BAD, if the DH saw this .....bad,bad,bad..,

Divinesally said...

Oh Yvonne, that's right. Completely forgot I gave you that. I was really sleepy I guess.

But yeah, it's sic how many Dali works there are.

Emmes said...

oohh ohhh, I'm gonna start a piggy bank for that one Emily...."your very own Robert Thomas Pattinson"!

tinababy1 said...

Emily - maybe he can be heated up with friction, I'll just have to keep rubbing him and see what happens.

Emmes said...

My DH would just have me commited...end of story.

Yvonne said...

anon, so true, they really haven't DONE anything...just stupid bs mags and gossip. I hope they all ignore it :)

Yvonne said...

my DH says "it's like dealing with a teenager...." hmph.

Divinesally said...

btw this site and FF. I'm hot and bothered every night. He has no reason to complain. He knows I read lemony fresh smut. But he has no idea...

tinababy1 said...

Mine has no idea of the extent of the obsession. 14year old is catching on though and is kind of weirded out

GallifreyReject said...

Goz!

You crack me up with these craptastic scans lol! These gossip-mongrels have nothing better to do, and yeah its going around that Nikki is in cahoots with the paps up there..
Catfights last night?? LMAO Rob wasn't even there! These people say anything to make a buck!

Yvonne said...

yeah,dd thinks I'm a little strange, too...but she laughs at it. She has her own little obsessions (rock stars, etc.). I wonder where she gets her obsessive nature....?

Emmes said...

back to the grind my lovelies...catch ya later!!!

Yvonne said...

'bye em...
c u later ;)

Anonymous said...

I just want to know who these "sources" close to the set are. Probably some random craft services guy making stuff up...if their really even is a source.

Yvonne said...

well, gotta go be a grown up and cook dinner :(
bye girls!

Divinesally said...

bye!

I'm out too. I'll pass by later.

Mechevpao said...

Official Casting news from Summit... look!!

SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT STARTS PRODUCTION ON THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Los Angeles, CA April 15, 2009 – Principal photography has begun on Summit Entertainment’s THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON, it was announced today by Erik Feig, Summit’s President of Production…NEW MOON is filming on locations in Vancouver, BC and Tuscany, Italy.

The Volturi include:
Charlie Bewley as Demetri,
Jamie Campbell Bower as Caius,
Daniel Cudmore as Felix,
Christopher Heyerdahl as Marcus,
Dakota Fanning plays Jane
Cameron Bright is Alec
Noot Seer plays Heidi
Michael Sheen plays Aro

This is great casting!!

tinababy1 said...

See you later girls, need to drive dd.

eternaltwilight said...

Lolz with the banner demands ladies. Poor Gozde, she definitely needs a stiff martini for what we put her through! Puahaha. Ewww...last cover of Rob on Life and Style is horrible!

Ooh...how are all my ladies today? It's my day off so I'll have time for another banner creation. After I feed and put the kids down for a nap, that is.

thirtysomething said...

never have i seen such a creepy pic of rob as the last cover... poor guy no wonder he never wants his pic taken...it can be twisted into that madness...he's too pretty to put up with that bullshit

and i loooove the new banner eternal!

Laura said...

ROFLMAO, GOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost pissed my pants laughing at the "dance off" description!!!

tinababy1 said...

Isn't it unbelievable how they can mess up perfection?

Unknown said...

you guys.. please help me
what the hell is going on??
Catfight? :O

tinababy1 said...

Just more L&S crap about nikki and kris fighting over Rob

Recess Candy said...

How would it be a "wet dream" for Summit to have them together? They would actually loose money. Most of the girls who saw the movie, saw it like 5 times because they think they have a chance with Rob. Admit it, part of his appeal is that he is single because some maniacle fans think they have a chance with him.

And even if its a "wet dream" for Summit, it would be a death sentance to the actors. just imagine the death threats and career suicide the girl would get and god forbid someone actually offing her.

If i was them i would lie and not say anything, especially if i was the cash cow, id make sure the movie studio didnt say anything either.

that makes sense.

Anonymous said...

LOL. A dance off. LOL.

May said...

Ppl, you`re making me go all schizo. XD
Undressing? What? Who? Where? And the post important question...Is Rob involved? *LMAO*

tinababy1 said...

May - only my PE

Jewels64 said...

CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!

Oh and did I happen to mention that all that stuff is CRAP?

Just in case you didn't understand me the first time:

CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!

Just sayin....

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but, what is "PE"?

Shani said...

Goz- You crack me up...laineyho put a curse on your gmail...LMAO

THE DANCE OFF...
But for real, I remember back in the day when Britney and Justin were together and they had a "dance off" in some club.LOL

This is some silly shit...

Anon@3:13- Your grandma??? ROTFLMAO...that some messed up shit...I'm crying...

Emily- Rob said all of 2007 he couldn't get anyone. For real...

Goz- You are so right about Summit. I've said it before... Rob said they kept asking him if they were together. They both said no and Summit just kept saying "no comment" to the press trying to keep speculation going as if there might be something going on.

Shani said...

Anon@6:08- A PE is a Pocket Edward.

LettersToRob.com have these adventures of people taking the doll on vacations,travel for work, out to dinner, and so on. If you go to their site now you can read one that Moon and UC did. It's all extremely funny. Plus all their letters are too. You will bust a gut...

...wowie! said...

Honestly, I'd get into a cat fight over than fine specimen of man. Rob is so damn yummy!

Suz said...

Hello Gorgeous Ladies of Robdom....

So I see it's same shite different day for the rags....

Good thing these pieces of crap will line cat litter trays tomorrow.....

Mad Shite!

Down with gossip rags who flip Rob (and NOT IN A GOOD WAY!)

ana said...

hello everyone -

how do these mags get away with dishing lies... even the obama dog isn't right LOL

ana said...

and ted C. has speculation of rob & kristen trying to get together and phasing out michael out of her life. BLAH, BLAH, BLAh

makes me laugh because she seems like the type of person that if she really wanted to date someone she doesn't seem to care what people think, especially with all of her comments, just my opinion

Anonymous said...

I have difficulty taking anyone serious who is that bad at photoshop!!!
are they kidding? it doesn't even look like him anymore...and the whole story sounds like crap to me.

tinababy1 said...

Anon - seriously, how can ANYBODY make this man look bad??

Anonymous said...

The nikki/kristen fight rumors are totally true. My friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's girlfriend saw them having an argument at 31 flavors last night.

Angie said...

Are we doing this again?! If Rob and KS were together they sure as hell would love for them to come out with it... there is nothing strange going on in Vancouver people... nothing. It's too bad tho, that I think WE can't let these stories go...

Angie said...

***Anon" REALLY??!!! Friend's sister's boyfriend's cousin's girlfriend**

WOW... u know what my third cuzin's step mother's step uncles' wife's brother's best friend's aunt neighbor also saw it go down...lol im being totally sarcastic.

JRal said...

i could care less about all the rediculous rumors...even if they were true (which i highly doubt) does it really matter? that man can do no wrong in my eyes...God would not create such a magnificent human being just to let him run amuck, behaving like a lunatic! unless he's in the bedroom, in which case he can be as crazy as his little heart desires =P

echo said...

LLLLLLLLLLMAO a dance off? what a dis to jackson. can't they just be enjoying the music and dancing to it? lol. omg. i was at backstage last night and trust me...no dance off. lots of dancING though ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey guys... I think Summit may have had a production meeting to let Rob and Kristen know that they had hired Michael Sheen to be Aro. The news came out the next day. Maybe, huh?

JRal said...

anon ~ hmmm possibly

Lilly said...

Anon, also to explain/defend Michael's higher pay agreement. ?

elanie said...

Hey girls! I tried to stay away from Robdom territory, but can't.
Hate I missed Goz.
Need my Rob fix before the AI kick off!
Agree w/ Suz, OMG Rob doesn't need tampered with~why don't they stop messing w/ perfection!

crazy said...

No, I WASN'T here today...been out all day, and just catching up in comments...You guys crack me up!!

LOL! Tina~ "where to put the batteries...." LOL!!

Emily~ "nooks and crannies" LOL!

Yvonne~ where;s the "licky girl"?? missing it :(

Unknown said...

Well Gozde, there´s another bad work of Photoshop, on the third magazine, right?

Aaanyway.

Catfight?? I guess somebody need tons of imagination, all that sounds so stupid.

crazy said...

hey Elanie! just got here....

Jaime said...

elanie ~ i agree...btw, why did they not just use an existing photo of him....? were there not enough to choose from? lol

elanie said...

I ordered PE last night on eBay. I just got the battery comment. lmao
Go ahead and laugh! I have to hide him from DH. How?

Emmes said...

"I´m coming up so you better get this party started...(shaking ma booté)"

elanie said...

Crazy, hope u had a good day!
Can't resist the magnetic force of this site, not to mention the electricity of Rob.

crazy said...

I have hid the PE since I got him! I don't know where to put him.....well.....um....no, I can't back that up. ;)

crazy said...

during the day i think of when i can get here. it's ridiculous. I was soo busy today, and who do you think i thought about all day?
Rob was like my shadow!

crazy said...

Hi Emmes! (raises hands to the roof)

Unknown said...

Ted has a source saying Rob and Kristen are almost an item.
Seriusly, everybody has a source when the topic is Rob. Sources are not the same as pics.
Pics are a real thing, sources are pretty much "ghosts".

Emmes said...

CRA-Z!! That´s why I have my Robporn on my ipod...it goes wherever I go. I was just staring at some of the rObSCARS pics while da little one got ready for bed.

crazy said...

Emmes~ i don't have an ipod ( yeah i know :( ) but I have photographic memory. and a pornographic one too, methinks.

crazy said...

Danni ~ ted and Lainey are fargin aceholes! hee hee

elanie said...

Craz, I know where to put him, but not where to hide him. lol I'm feeling exceptionally naughty tonight. Been reading "Fantasy Lover" and dreaming about Rob.
My house suffers!

crazy said...

Ellayiniey!! Lol! I wanna "keep" him in my purse, so I can cop a feel every time i reach for my keys or wallet. ;)

Mu house had looked like shit since November...who cares??? (says like Fred Armisen doin that lady from the view)

crazy said...

Mu?

Unknown said...

Crazy, i know doll, but this time he seemed so serious, without the tips and stuff. Is almost believeble!!!
How was your day (almost 10pm here)?

crazy said...

Is Fantasy Lover a FF?

crazy said...

Danni~ step away from the crap! (winks)

My day was ridiculous. Moved the mother. ugh.

you?

Emmes said...

Craze you mean Robnographic memory!
(...Elaine are you growing one of those too)

Chicago girl now in LA said...

To all those Anons making up silly rumors about Rob and Kristen...would you enjoy having others tell lies about you? If not...please stop and go clean your room!

Hello Crazy!

If anyone is interested in Bobby Long (co-wrote "Never Think"/one of Rob's best friends)...someone filmed his New York performance two nights ago.

So, may I direct you to youtube to a new song: "Bobby Long-Two Years @ Lakeside Lounge" You get a great notion of his personality and talent in this vid.

DH & I see him tomorrow night here in LA at the HotelCafe. VERY EXCITED!!!!

crazy said...

Emmes~ you're right. All my P****graphic (in case it's too early) thoughts are of him, let's face it. What is Elyainiynie growing???

crazy said...

Hey Chicago! I'll have to check that out. You and the dh get to see alot of stuff. way cool!

Briana said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b118866_would_robsten_help_hurt_new_moon.html

so if the rumors are true and rob and kristen are seeing each other and trying to come out as a couple, is it their management or summit that is preventing them from doing so? someone on an earlier message board said something about their being a 'no dating' clause in their contracts. would the studio fine them if they started to go out publicly then? if summit is only worried about the success of these movies, don't they realize that real-life relationship between their leads will only increase the popularity, not detract from it? practically everyone wants these two together at this point, and those tweeny rob fangirls who don't would accept it if they thought it made him happy. i honestly don't understand the logic of trying to keep them apart or making them hide something between them...if that is truly what's going on.

Tess said...

Oregano, is that you? Seriously, who is that on the cover of Life & Style?

Unknown said...

Crazy!
I guess move away from the crap seems a damn good idea.
Move mom to where?
I work in a publisher, and i'm a PR college student. So my day is always very busy.
I like to be a busy girl!!!

Emmes said...

elaine is growing a robnographic memory...jeez...what else did u thibk she was growing...lol

elanie said...

OMG U gals are killin' me. Yes, I'm growing one. Since I passed Rob101!
Craz~ no, not FF. A NY best seller series by Sherrilon Kenyon.
The guy is a sex slave(Rob) and has lived for 2000 years. The only thing that has captured my interest since the Twilight books.(read 3 times each.) I know pathetic!

crazy said...

Hi Danni!
Sounds like you love your job - that's great!
Did you Robsess today, or just read gossip?????? hmmm?? (winks)

Emmes said...

ohhh slave!! O.O

hey...I won´t believe that robsten or robkki crap until I actually see them on the street holding hands....that he´s screwing around...sure, who wouldn´t be.

But I think Kstew really is into the Oregano ( and I mean Michael not the code name for weed...hehe)

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