Load of CRAP Magazine Scans

Here is your load of crap magazine scans for the day.

If you buy these magazines you are helping the Volturi, true story.


When BAD Photoshop happens to good people :))

Gozde's note:
The confirmation of the said "cat fight" between Kristen and Nikki came from a couple of fans that spotted them at the 100 Monkeys concert last night in Vancouver. Apparently:

"Kristen and Nikki come up and dance with us. After a while they show concern for Taylor and make him come up too"

I don't know about you but this sounds to me like they had a "dance off" for Rob and they were pulling Taycob for support :)

For more on the fan encounter and pictures check out TwiCrackAddict :))

Thanks to Pattinson Life for the scans :)

P.S.: My gmail is down, no idea what the heck is going on, I'm thinking Laineyho put a curse on it.

280 comments:

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crazy said...

LMAO @ "growing one"! I keep it moist so it should be growing, OH!

Who said that????

I got kicked out of Rob101 for inappropriate classroom behavior.

elanie said...

Time to watch AI w/ DH. Can't wait to see what I miss here!

Chicago girl now in LA said...

FYI: Also, the negative of the shot of Rob on the third cover was turned around and printed--called FLIPPING--so that he would be "looking" in the direction the editors wanted him to. This is not photoshop. The big problem with flipping is if your face is not symmetrical, which Rob's isn't, that you'll look strange. So, that's the problem.

Of course, I love every inch of Rob's face but that's why the cover is messed up.

Brianna~I don't want to see Rob with Kristen and Crazy has said the same. So, not "practically everybody." Speaking for myself, I think Rob is way too mature, intellectual and advanced for her. JMHO.

Emmes said...

Hey Danni!

Unknown said...

Both Doll, this gossip (ROB/KRISTEN) are everywhere!!!
But i´ve been robsessing, as always!!!!!

crazy said...

So Ellaiynie~ is fantasy lover really "good"? I read all books 3 times also!!!! my dd thinks i'm gross, with that and with the Rob stuff that i can't hide veyr well....

elanie said...

Craz, bet it was worth it!
Did u get a spanking?

Unknown said...

Hey Emmes, How are you doll?

crazy said...

later Ellailinei!!!!!!

Emmes said...

Chicago...When I saw that I thought Rob had gotten in a fight with Photoshop, and Photoshop effed him up!Cause you know Rob was a hand model he KNOWS how much those babies are worth!

crazy said...

i gave the spanking. That's what got me kicked out hee hee.

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Emmes~ROFL!

Emmes said...

Danni , just trying to keep up with Crazy´s Robnographic memory

Bye Elaine...enjoy!

Ashley said...

Hey ladies, my life has been too crazy to robsess all day

I'm trying to get my fill in the next 2O minutes before I return to writing a paper about selective serial processing

elanie said...

The book is a page turner. Lot of erotica, if u can handle it! The sexuality is very artistic. U better have PE close by. I'm serious!

I need some good FF recommendations please. WA was great! (could have done w/o all the F bombs)

Emmes said...

What?...about selective serial robsessing...yeah sounds like a course from Rob U ASHLEY!

Unknown said...

Sorry... Elaine, what book is that?

crazy said...

Ashley. Listen to me. I'm worried about you. You cannot skip a dose of Robsession. You will begin to experience withdrawal. You will have very dry panties; not fun. See you nearest Robsessor for treatment. ;)

crazy said...

Note to self: Get your hot little hands on Fantasy Lover!!!

I love WA, but my next favorite is Black and White. Great story in addition to all the lemons. Maybe not so many F bombs. I don't care for that either really.

crazy said...

EElainiyey` want the link?

crazy said...

re: lemons. More angst really.

Ashley said...

I know, I know. I'm going through withdrawls here like you said crazy dry panties are no fun and they hurt too!

crazy said...

Ash~ lol@ panties hurting!
You'll be alright. Just a small dose of Rob a day will keep the dry panties away. ;)

crazy said...

Alexandra - Elanie is talking about "Fantasy Lover".

elanie said...

can't leave! moved to laptop. OMG Zac Efron is on AI w/ a beanie on. LMAO I can't take it. Ryan is eating him up.

YES, I want the link.PLEASE!

crazy said...

Eelaynee~ AI ???

I'll get the link...

SunShine said...

Oi Danni!!! Td bem?

Unknown said...

Ooooh! Thak you Crazy! I thought she was talking about Rice´s Sleeping Beauty series... same, very erotic as well.

Emmes said...

Did you guys see the razzi shots of Zac walking through LAX? Seriously he totally looked like Rob impersonator....will look for a link for ya!

crazy said...

Black and White

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4668750/1/

Kimmie said...

OMG!! How desperate can one get for a story...GEEZ!!! People can accept the fact the Rob is friends with Kristen and friends with Nikki..God forbid any guy has a friend that is a girl...

crazy said...

Alexandra~ I like the Erotic. :)

crazy said...

right Kimmie~ it's ridiculous crap.

crazy said...

brb girls................

Emmes said...

yeah...beanie, hoody combo...too rpattz!

http://bit.ly/Fq7E

elanie said...

Thanks, Crazy. u guys are better than AI(american idol) Zac E and M Cyrus-

Ashley, it is time to call in the vamp doc~ Dr. C~ check ur blood~ u may be anemic~ or may want to be!

elanie said...

Emmes, I agree. It is obvious, isn't it. Rob can't be impersonated!

elanie said...

BRB~Robsessors!

crazy said...

Aaaww Thanks Eelaineee~

Got called away again...ugh.......

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Unknown said...

Ladies!
Gotta go!
Byeee

Anonymous said...

i feel sorry for all of them especially Rob, who hates attention being drawn to him in any way, as we all know he is incredibly shy, and has anxiety issues as it is, he even said and i quote:" In this environment, i wouldn't wan't a girlfriend", Like K Stew say's, his fan's "covet' him, and she had 'teen girl's 'hate her gut's' and it was 'scary as hell', (It must suck to be an actor/ actress in alot of way's) And if her B F, "oregano", Is 'jelous, or posseseve", i would hope she would "dump hiss ass"!!!! "(who need's that shite"!!!!) ("no thanx"!!!,)

( But i do wonder as to why "oregano" why wasn't with her on her bday, of all thing's????)

(doesn't sound all 'roses" in their relationship ????)

LOL! Go Rob!!!

Suz said...

Hola gorgeous Robsessors....


Question? Is Miley Cyrus serious right now?

You can't wear a big girl gown and then proceed to head band to a gash song...

Suz said...

"tap tap tap"

...is this thing on?

elanie said...

Hey, Suz! Miley is cute, but that talented?

Cougar is on. Sounds like some of us! lmao

tinababy1 said...

What's going on girls?

tinababy1 said...

Suz - don't even mention that little $%&#F(*

Lizalou said...

Oh my. Just watched the funniest youtube interview video of Rob. Little gay man interviewing him that was totally starstruck and blabbering like a fan girl (don't blame him for a sec!).

Laughed so hard I cried.

You've probably all seen it, but here's the link
Oh and Rob is looking damnfinesexy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kToecDaA7Zs&feature=related

tinababy1 said...

Is Rob on TV or something, where the fuck did everybody go?

Emmes said...

watching the clip Ms.LOU!

you see...fangirl happens...even to adult men (albeit gay adult men)

Lizalou said...

Yes, I believe 'gushing' is the more appropriate word that I should have used.
Shame on Rob for dazzling him so!

Emmes said...

I know ,poor thing...cutest thing ever!

WinWin said...

Suz, I was thinking the same thing about Miley. Watching news and witing for zac bombshell that has everyone talking...

Suz said...

Hi Win! Emmes, Tina and whoever else is peeping.....

; )

WinWin said...

thanks lizalou. I can't believe i never saw this one. how many interviews did rob do. I though I saw them all.

btw hi all my lovely ladies.

Emmes said...

Hiya Suz...heard u at the mic before, but I was doing my Twiblog rounds...lot´s o juicy stuff from the 100 monkeys concert...and then Liza put up that Rob interview link and I was mesmerized...it´s like: No! don´t look into the light.....burn...like a moth to a flame O.O

elanie said...

Liz, luv the video! Poor Rob! does he look uncomfortable to u? So glad he is straight!!!

He emits radiance and charm w/o even realizing it. Crazy, fresh panties alert after watching that!

WinWin said...

Suz, love of my life, i'm going to order HTB from the uk. I don't have IFC Fest Direct on my Fios, will you tell me how to do that computer magic to play them? btw, i can wait to check my mail. did i tell you i love you to pieces???

Emmes said...

I know Win...it´s like it doesn´t matter how many Robhours I spend on youtube...the supply of Robcrack is endless!

WinWin said...

what bs, zac claims he's not getting married until he is forty...trying to steal the limelight from all the twilight gossip.

Suz said...

Win..

the software is here

http://www.slysoft.com/en/anydvd.html

anydvd is the product

love said...

im kind of sad for his face. especially his nose. why do they have to photoshop him like that?!

Emmes said...

once again....I have been sucked by the youtube...damm u youtube

WinWin said...

suz, i owe you one. thank you thank you. let me know if you visit NYC, i'll have to buy you a drink for all your kindness.

WinWin said...

emmes, lol. youtube and rob are like crack. that sidebar screams at me to click away all the time.

elanie said...

Just read the WA teaser for Ch. 48 Can't wait.

Suz said...

Win, i will be in NYC on 25 April for HTB and 9 May for LA.

xxx

elanie said...

Crazy, is Rob in the house?

Forgot my new name after watching that Rob video!

Lizalou said...

Damn this youtube fueling my filthy obsession!

This interviewer is about to jump him on the spot. She gets any closer, she might as well wrap her legs around him (can't say i blame her...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z-WFxHD1Xk&feature=related

Emmes said...

Liza ...you´re totally being an enabler now...watching

WinWin said...

suz, are you coming in the night before? or just for the day?

Lizalou said...

I know, it's sick, sick, sick.
I'm a sadist and masochist all wrapped up into one!

I'm waiting patiently for the interview where he totally turns me off so that I can start getting some work done again...

Emmes said...

turn me off....at this point...I think it´s NOT gonna happen!

WinWin said...

He's so hot drunk. damn youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wUPsoiVI8s&feature=related

elanie said...

Another great interview!
I need Rob rehab so bad!

I agree, Liz. I'm afraid he only gets sexier! He is so damn luscious~the accent, hair, face, jaw, mouth, eyes, etc. Sigh!

Emmes said...

OH YEAH! DRUNK ROB....THAT´S MA FAVE KINDA ROB!!!!

Lizalou said...

Oh christ, now we're all on the same Rob wavelength, too. I was just thinking a few minutes ago how fucking hot he is drunk and nearly posted a link...
He's cast a spell. We're Rob Stepford wives.

SCARLETT said...

Did somebody say something about a WA teaser? And where did you see that? I am addicted to dark Edward-no matter how many times he throws F out!

Emmes said...

Ok, it´s time for me to go stare at Rob pics on the ipod while I listen to I was Broken on repeat...and hoep for Rob dreams....hugs to the girls!!

Anonymous said...

God I am so sick of hearing this rubbish about Rob and Kristen. Even though it is not that unusual for actors working together in a movie to hook up I am sure this was not one of those instances. Rob was just in the moment when they made Twilight...it's called ACTING.
Besides these relationships rarely last. Yes I know there are exceptions to that rule but come on now.... Kristen so does NOT suit Rob.
To be honest I think someone like Nikki,who appears to admire Rob for the right reasons(she has stated that there is more to Rob than just his looks)has more maturity and as such would be more suited to Rob. I think Rob needs a women in his life not a girl. Kristen seems like a child trying to act grownup.
So if he concentrates on being the best damn actor/musician he can be and gives them all a miss for a while I don't think that would be a bad thing either. He is young.
He should be enjoying his life and not even dreaming about settling for ONE girl just yet.
Judging by the comments I read here (and often have a good laugh about) most of you would agree with that last statement at least.That is... unless the ONE girl was you.

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