A New Security Measure: Umbrella

Hey Look! They beefed up security! They have him covered with an umbrella! Is it security to keep his "vampire pale"? Yeah, I think so...

From the set today. There seems to be bruises on his knuckles. Apparently it's make up for the movie but kinda makes me wish he had hit those crazies from yesterday.







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If you watch really carefully you can see that the bodyguard lightly smacks one of the crazies. Good!


From dlisted.com:

The keeper of the unicorns was almost trampled to death by a mob of horny hyenas in NYC today. (Gozde: Wide awake unicorns? Then yeah, he definitely IS the keeper of unicorns :)) RPattz was making his way back to his trailer on the set of his movie Remember Me when the fangirls were unleashed and tried to impregnate themselves by dry fucking him. I can smell the chonie cheese from here and it's thick!

Somebody give them the q-tip! Turn the hose on them! Give them a squeaky toy to hump on! What am I blabbing about? None of that would work! Even if you tasered their asses and peppered them in the eyes at the same time, they still wouldn't let up. These psychos had a whiff of RPattz's magic dust and they are in the zone! Nothing can stop them.

The city of New York should probably keep a judge on set at all times to hand out restraining orders, because these crazy bitches are thisclose to crawling through the shit pipe to get into his trailer.

That being said, this whole scenario would be considered perfectly sane if you replaced RPattz with Prince Hot Ginge and the curly-haired loon in the plaid with me.

Thanks to Lindsey for the tip.

If you are on Twitter Re-tweet: #BeefUpRobSecurity Thanks to Tina for starting this.

66 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you think there is magic in that umbrella? like hagrid's wand in harry potter? perhaps the security guards will petrify any scary fans.

wow.. i read too many children's books

Ash7586 said...

I read somewhere that he gets beaten up early in the movie. If you look closely his face has fake cuts and bruises.
#BeefupRobsecurity

tinababy1 said...

Now the have Dr. Phil as his security???

#beefupRobsecurity #beefupRobsecurity #beefupRobsecurity

thirtysomething said...

wow...well i guess the umbrella is designed to hide his makeup from the fight scene.

this movie is going to be sooo good!

albaville said...

i can immagine few places they can put that umbrella into...
f**k them and their stupid things when the guy needs some serious security there..GOOD TO SEE THE SMILE BACK ON HIS FACE AGAIN!!
love u Rob
Alba

Mechevpao said...

WinWin said in other thread they locked the set, so I´m happy.

This part was so true: "the fangirls were unleashed and tried to impregnate themselves by dry fucking him."... My god.. throw some water to those bitches.. do something at them.. where is that judge with the restraining orders

Nikola Six said...

Okay. Now that was funny. Whoever wrote that nailed those twats to the wall. However...

That faux poster was not funny in anyway. Nor was it merely cheesy. We all know what that poster is referring to and I have to wonder about the sensitivity of whoever came up with it. Nearly 3,000 people were murdered that unimaginable day and were less than 10 years removed from it. Not funny. I'm gonna guess that if Rob saw that, it would nauseate him; making a joke -involving him- in reference to such a tragedy. Not to mention that in regard to the film, it's spoilerish in nature.

As for his bruises...
In the story, Tyler breaks up a street fight, then finds himself in the mix and then gets rough up by a cop.

Oooh. Rob in a street.

Nik

P.S. I'm a little calmed down from yesterday but if I think about it, my stomach starts to knot again. Always did have a sensitive stomach.

Nikola Six said...

Sorry. Meant to say,

Rob in a street fight.

Although, Rob in the street would be just fine too.

CullenGal09 said...

Gozde-couldn't have said it better. Geez. What tacky psycho hose beasts. Gah. Where's a fire hose? OMG! Those bitches really dont know haw to act! People please? Can we say like soooooooo desperate, pathetic, and annoying? Where's the Robsessed army when his British Badness needs them?!? We're better than any damned bodyguards any day. We're part of the slapaho tribe! We'll get it done.Oh, and Gozde, squeeky toys, etc.-bahahaha!

RPnKSaddict said...

Yeah an umbrella and DR Phil..great..
Hey I'm twittering the BeefupRobSecurity.with the picture of his head on his knees.

Hope it helps some.

CullenGal09 said...

Gotta run, but hi Nikola-nice to see you here!

HEY MECHAV!!! (waves) Hope you have a good day, my friend.

Gozde said...

Nikola, the poster was not made to be funny but considering the sensitivity of the issue I removed it :)

CullenGal09 said...

Hey RP!!! What up? Gotta go for now seriously-gotta get some stuff doen today. Yesterday between the motherbitchin Rob pics, and the motherbitchin weather here, coiuldn't get done what i needed to. Real life screams-sigh.

CullenGal09 said...

Gozde! Hey-I was about ot pop out, but what a pleasure! Howdy, gal! Love you! Muuuuaaahhs!

Nikola Six said...

The 'slapaho' tribe?

Fucking brilliant!!!

CullenGal09 said...

Gozde-one last thing-love your commentary again on the crazy fan bitches-bahahaha. They are a sterling example of how NOT to be around Rob.

anna F said...

I would love a #GetTheLooniesCommitted campaign launched too... with the attached picture of said loonies ^_~

Anonymous said...

The umbrella could be hiding his make up, keeping him from being photographed too much, or keeping him out of the sun as he has to swing back into vampire-mode right after this filming. Regardless, he looks great. I can't wait to see him do a street fight scene on the big screen.

CullenGal09 said...

Nikola-amen! Thank you, btw. Hehe. It's true! It'll be Friday night smackdown on those yankee bitches! No offense to all the Robsessors from up north-just talking about those yrankee bitches-LOL

CullenGal09 said...

Jen! Oh, me too. That'll be hot.

CullenGal09 said...

He looks so beautiful. He's too much. Just gets better and better. Mmm mmmm good! Rob, you are the preccious, sweetie! Loves ya!

CullenGal09 said...

Well, i really do have to go for now. Gozde, thanks again, you are the best!~ Love you BB!

CullenGal09 said...

Bye guys! Have a great day-all of you. Robsess on!

Gozde said...

Hey CullanGal {waves back}

Gozde said...

Oops I was too late. I pop in and out, sorry :(

Divinesally said...

Psycho skanks=EPIC FAIL
They just HAD to ruin it for everyone else. Us REAL, classy fans would NEVER put him through that. EVER! I really hope those bitches weren't native New Yorkers...they give us a bad name. I was hoping to get a chance to see, maybe even meet him in a calm setting. But now the damn set is closed. grrrrr!

Bruised,scraped & cut Tyelr=SEXY, MANLY MOFO

RM is gonna kick ass! I can't wait until February! That will be my bday present.

Oh and on a side note, that poster, reminiscent of 9/11 Is NOT funny at all. As a native New Yorker born and raised, that shit is offensive. Very offensive.

Nikola Six said...

Gozde...

Thank you for taking that down. I don't know who made it or why and I'm guessing they probably weren't thinking, just making reference to the film.

I'm am a little sensitive about this because I lived in NY (way downtown near Battery Park) for several years (my apt. was only two blocks south of the Trade Center) and I was in the towers many times. I wasn't living in NY on that day. I was in living in McLean, VA. right outside Washington, DC about 4 miles from the Pentegon. So yeah, it is a day that I will NEVER recover from...if I live to be 100. And I know that many, many others feel the same way.

It's one of the reasons that I've got such ambivilent feelings about this film. It's Rob's film, so I will go see it. But it's gonna kill me.

Thanks again Goz. You and Dani are the best and thank you soooooo much for this wonderful site. I really do think if Rob was aware of this place, that he would laugh and hopefully know that he is truly
loved.

Everyone have a good day.

Nik

She´s a wild child said...

lol i think its more like a james bond tool. Sharp blade in the stock...

Gozde said...

Oh NO, the movie is about 9/11??? I don't think I can handle it! Yikes, spoiler much?

I was in Atlanta when 9/11 happened. I'm not American, I cried for days. It is a day that a lot of people will remember for the rest of their lives.

I just didn't think it was disrespectful but even if 1 person thinks so that's enough to remove it.

keely said...

Wow, I was away from the blog for one day and whooosh..I'm sincerely shocked by those pics and video. Hellllloooo, do people forget he´s just human? I try to imagine I would be haunted by a group of girls, guess I would go crazy. No word in my head to describe what I actually mean and our lovely Goz - hope you´re fine, love- had already nailed it. Guess it´s one thing to be famous and another to get confronted by crazyness.

tinababy1 said...

Nikola Six - You are one of my FAVOURITE literary chatracters of all time!!!!!

Nikola Six said...

Damn! Damn! Damn!

I was under the impression that with the leaked script and some of the discussion around here, that, that particular plot point was known.

I AM SO FREAKIN' SORRY!!!

But just so you know, the entire story does not revolve around that. It's the story of a young man and young woman who fall in love and who are dealing with tragedies in their lives. THAT'S the crux of the story.

Oh God. I'm so sorry if I spoiled anything for anyone. But you gotta know that with the nature of the internet (and this being Rob's follow up to Twilight) most of what this story is about is gonna be out before the film is released. The only way to avoid it, is to stay off the internet.

But still...I'm so sorry Goz and to anyone else who knew NOTHING.

I feel like shit.

Nik

Cindeeloo said...

"I just didn't think it was disrespectful, but even if 1 person thinks so that's enough to remove it" Goz, your incredible...I'ts no wonder you have so many followers. I love this blog and all the ladies at ROBsessed. And I'm sooo happy to hear your BOL is doing better!!!!!

anna F said...

Nicola, plese remove the post about the topic of the movie. I ran into it by accident on a forum (some idiot had put in in the threads title -_-)

Now I run away from any info on this movie.

Nikola Six said...

Yeah, that Nikola. She was something allright. They need to make a movie out of that book. Don'tcha' think?

Nikola Six said...

How to go back and edit a post? Seriously. I'm a techno idiot.

Again...Soooooo Sorry!

tinababy1 said...

London Fields would make a fantastic movie. Let' start casting now. Rob would play...

Maryann said...

This movie will be an emotional roller coaster, big time and I cannot wait to see this!

Gozde said...

It's okay. I've been avoiding the script talk like the plague but I do run a RobSite so sooner or later someone was bound to spill it. *sigh*

Don't worry about it :)

albaville said...

leave this poor guy ALONEEEEE
let him live, let him breath, let him make his movie....HE'S NOT GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ANY OF US..PLEASEEEE

tinababy1 said...

Nik - just click on the garbage can in the post

Sara said...

Omg, I feel like crying.
That video is horrible.
I had to keep the sound off and I was biting my fingers the entire time.
I feel like shit right now. I don't even know why.
Maybe it's because I know I am completely helpless to this situation and because he's probably gone through this more than once, just that this one was recorded.
'Scuse me, gotta go vomit in the corner.

Gozde said...

Thanks Cindeeloo :) Just trying to keep some kind of balance and respect :)

XOXO

anna F said...

I sort of hope that we won't see too much of the movie before it comes out. Then again, yesterday was special, 1st day so big excitment. Now that the set is closed, they can film peacefully.

I still hope for SMILING (or deep in though, I love that too... well, any Rob I guess) candids of Rob!

Aitch said...

I am going to play this until I can figure out exactly what these girls are saying. I can only make out "OMG"
True pandemonium. Surreal.
I guess we are not the only ones.
However, I know everyone here prides themselves on knowing we would act dignified in his "presence." :)

rpattzlover. said...

ahhhh youve read wide awake too !?
best fanfic EVER
i totally agree with you goze
he is the keeper of unicorns ! ; )

rpattzlover. said...

ahhhh youve read wide awake too !?
best fanfic EVER
i totally agree with you goze
he is the keeper of unicorns ! ; )

Victoria said...

God I hope that's makeup on his knuckles.

Honey said...

I come back from vacation to see THIS happening to Rob. Wth.

Umbrella? Great security measure against...rain.

Goz, idk what you were referring to regarding the unicorn keeper but that at least put a smile on my face. Hope you're doing well :).

Alexandra said...

Victoria - yes it is :) don't worry it's part of the movie

Anonymous said...

If you look real close at the pics of Rob under the umbrella (the last one in the series), it looks like his eye has bruising around it,so they must be trying to keep the makeup under wraps so as to not ruin the movie.

Victoria said...

Thanks Alexandra. Hate seeing him all bruised.

Shani said...

That d-listed writer is funny as hell. I bow down to your brilliant sarcastic ass.

WTF an umbrella!! The only thing it will do is keep him safe from getting a sunburn or a tan. So what is it magical now and it will make him invisible? Geez, if that isn't the cheap way out. Instead of paying for better bodyguards.

Steph and Nick needs to get on Summits ass. I wouldn't let my client step foot on a set that put his life and emotional health in danger like that.

Tenneil said...

Honey... hey girl..Long time no see... Crazy shit happening to Rob...poor guy...

Anonymous said...

It's me again. Click on the last pic of the series where Rob is under the umbrella. When the pic is enlarged, you can see the red bruising around his eye, he has a cut on his lip, and cuts/blood on his ear. So they are for sure trying to hide him. I kind of liked the idea of them trying to keep him out of the sun so he doesn't get any color before he goes back to Edward mode. Or to keep him from sparling. Oh, right. That's not real.

Anonymous said...

Woops, I meant sparkling!

Aitch said...

wowza!! I woke up to all this Rob news after being away 5 days.
The still shot of the footage. (There are several versions on youtube I have been examining)of the mob scene is much more revealing than the moving "real time" version.
2 things stand out:
He was AMAZINGLY gracious -- He did smile and pose. I couldn't tell that in all the chaos.

The body guards could have pushed them away easily! Do you think they were hesitant to "handle" several young-ish women?

Marna said...

"The keeper of the unicorns" OMG that is the funniest description of him I have ever heard. Wide Awake sure does get around!

I didn't see whatever the poster was that was removed, but the 9/11 part of this movie bothered me from the beginning. I don't like to see anybody making a profit from something about 9/11.

Honey said...

Hi Tenneil,

Yes, i went off the grid for some R&R, with some work travel to 3 diff cities intermixed. Last day of vacay before returning to the office tomorrow.

These photos/stories/videos are awfully disturbing. For me, I'd have to question my choice of profession, future wise. Not that anyone necessarily signs up for this sort of "crazy".

Have to do errands now. Later :)

Nikola Six said...

Goz,

I am worrying about what I did because that's what I do...worry when I screw up. I'm going to e-mail you later but I've got to go out now.

As to the comment about making money off a tragedy...

Yeah, Hollywood needs to very mindful of that and I think in alot of instances, they have been; Titanic, Saving Private Ryan, Munich, etc.

If Remember Me turns out to be a good film (as those others were) then I think it will be okay. If it turns out a lousy movie, then yeah, it could be seen as explotive. Another problem? We are many years removed from the tragedies of the films I mentioned. September 11? It hasn't even been 10 years. I don't know if audiences will be ready for it. But again...

THAT is not the crux of the film. It's the love story and how these two young people deal with family tragedies.

Okay then. Gonna try to fix that post before I go. Talk to you later Goz. So so sorry.

Nik

Nik

Anonymous said...

um-ba-rella, ella ella ella, ey ey ey

those bodyguards are lucky that the girls weren't crazy enough to have sharp objects in their hands when they assaulted him yesterday.

what's an umbrella going to do? i guess the ribbing might poke someone if they got too close ahaha.

what they really need to do is wheel him around in a bulletproof, oxygenated enclOooosure. that will solve a lot of problems, right there...

Anonymous said...

Goz! Where in the vid does the guard slap the chick? No matter how lightly, I'd still like to see that. I just can't bring myself to repeatedly watch this freak show.

I was a NYer living in NY on 9/11 and I thought the 'Remember' poster was pretty funny and not offensive. I also didn't equate it being solely a parody of those 9/11 posters since every tragedy seems to come complete with similar imagery. It is, however, an illustration of your awesomeness that you are sensitive to others. =)

Anonymous said...

did you see allie from 'the city' on on one of the street advertisements towards the end of the video. she's so pretty.

Anonymous said...

those girls need to chill out. do they really need to be pinched or check out his vitals just to know that rob's real? the screaming made me laugh at how ridiculous the situation really was.

lostinphilly said...

Ha, "Horny Hyenas"! I love it. LOL!!!!

lostinphilly said...

Ha, "Horny Hyenas"! I love it. LOL!!!!

 
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