Rob Stinks? I am SHOCKED!


Okay don't jump on me for this :)


From Ted Casablanca on E!
:
What do Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves and Robert Pattinson all have in common? Besides being completely doable, they all share one very yucky habit.

We got word from people hotly preparing to work up in Vancouver for New Moon that Rob P. causes quite the commotion on set. No, not from sneaking Kristen Stewart into his trailer. It's much, much dirtier, folks...

"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy," dishes someone who works in very close quarters with Patz. Apparently, our shaggy love never rinses that bod of his. Like, ever. And it's past the point of a little BO. "He completely reeks," complains an annoyed crewmember.

It's one of the biggest turnoffs ever—to have a sexy stud shower you with dandruff and odor instead of steamy kisses. Please, babe, learn the art of a little body wash and maybe you can date your costars, which is what all us fans and gossips want anyway, right?

Gozde: It is probably exaggerated but are you shocked? I'm not. I mean NOONE can wear the same t-shirt and jeans for 10 days, smoke and smell heavenly :)) Is he less attractive? Hell no! It's not like I'm ever going to get a whiff of him anyways :)

On another note I have friends that met him and not a single one said he smells :)


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Kat said...

Laura... I cried my eyes out Chapt 16.... you will LOVE THE ENDING... LOVE IT.

Anonymous said...

I love every dirty smelly inch of him.

Kat said...

Smitten.... you need to sign up for a google account... really easy. Instead of writing in your name click on "sign up for google/blogger" or something like that....

Ellie said...

Well, Kat, Rob and I are about done. Give him about 10 minutes and he'll be good to go...and go...and go...

He's just requesting that you get a few Hot Pockets out of the freezer for him. He needs to recharge his energy. the Peach Snapple's already in there...

What did you say about COCK?




and TWITCH?

Tenneil said...

ALIE... rob+shower=yummy thoughts

Ellie said...

Alie!!!! Hi, baby!!!!


Laura, yep. Listen to Kat.
Wonderful HEA.

Kat said...

Hot Pockets - check.
Extra Snapples - check.
Beer - check.
Carrots - check.
In 'n' Out Burger - check.

Think I'm good to go....

Ellie said...

Kat, I cried reading chaper 16, also.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Ellie - Actually, someone gave me that link to the Variety interview and I thought..."Who the hell is this goofball?" I hadn't even finished reading Twilight yet!

Kat said...

Hi Alie.... mmmmwuuuuuah!

Ellie said...

Kat, what is this, 9 1/2 Weeks??? LOL

Laura said...

Oh, thank the Lord! I was getting worried! LOL

Oh shit! My dh is playing some of his music, and he just started KOL! "This sex is on fireeeeeeee!" Yeah, baby!

Ellie said...

KK, have you seen the video "Rob Pattinson's Quips and Quotes" yet?

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Ellie - Where is it located?

Ellie said...

Laura, I'm reading McV's new chapter between writing here...

Ellie said...

KK, check out the title on Youtube. I think it should show up.
It's all sound bites from different interviews. VERY cute and funny. Drool-worthy.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Kat.

Smitten, I see the same thing that you are drooling over... But I am not ready to drool... Yes, I am getting closer. And the orange B? I did not notice that before. Girls...

TwiHeart, me probably stinks a little. So what? Let's talk about his... whatever...

TwiHartRK said...

What made you cry Kat, Chap 16? I lost track from the last page. Damn the page change!

Anonymous said...

TwiHeart, I meant HE and, ok, me too.

Kat said...

Ellie.... explain?

thirtysomething said...

Tom: a dude in the house? nice. howyoudoin'?

Kat said...

Alie - Housemating Season... chap 16 the whole thing where he's pushing her away and all.....

Ellie said...

Kat, you mean the video I'm telling KK about?

thirtysomething said...

good evening all!

Anonymous said...

30, good evening.

I am not the only male here. I am sure of that.

Ladies, check on your husbands. Are they in the other computer?

Kat said...

No, 9 1/2 weeks....

Anonymous said...

You ladies,and Hi Tom,are just a riot! It is so much fun here and of course I can't forget our Yummy Rob!haha

TwiHartRK said...

I'm so happy it's Ladies and Gents tonight huh? Switching it up a bit?

Oh yeah, Kat - I told Babbles that was some New Moon shit. Gut wrenching.

Hey Tom. Yeah, let's talk about his...

thirtysomething said...

Tom: dh on the other computer... hmmmm interesting

Ellie said...

Kat, I haven't seen it, but I think it's the movie where food is involved...

Help, anyone?


Tom, why are you sure we're frequented by more guys, here??

Laura said...

OH NO. OH HELL NO. FUCK CHAPTER 16!!! FUCK IT!!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Ellie - Okay that video was freakin' hilarious.

Kat said...

Hi 30...

Tom, I'm 100% sure you're not the only male here. Rob has universal appeal. However, last time I checked, DH was watching The Office, could be an elaborate cover up though...

Ellie said...

Hi, TS and Padme!

Anonymous said...

Girls, seriously, how do you find time to Robsesses here, work, take good care of your husbands and/or boyfriends (I hope you do that!), be mothers, AND READ FAN-FICTION?

That is why I love women...

TwiHartRK said...

Hey 30 - Tenneil...Anon.

Food? Hot Pockets? I'm so f'in lost as usual.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

My one guy friend who loves Rob doesn't even own a computer. Come to think of it, he's always interested in being on mine when he's here...

DirtyD said...

Hello everyone :)

Kat said...

Laura, grab a tissue and keep reading, the end is beautiful. Totally NEW MOON at the moment...

Ellie - oh, I haven't seen it either.

Tenneil said...

TOM... we all got mad SKILLLLZZZZ

DirtyD said...

Laura- what ff are you reading now?

Laura said...

Hey Alie and Dana :)

Kat said...

Tom... the fan fic and Rob is what makes us TAKE CARE of our husbands in ways they really appreciate.... *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Laura said...

Dana, I'm reading Housemating Season. I just read Chapter 16, and I wanna cut off Edward's balls!

Ellie said...

Tom, everyone knows how women are excellent at multi-tasking!

It's inbred...

Laura, deep breaths, girl deep breaths.

KK, wasn't that the best???!!!

Melissa said...

So this is where you all have been hiding! Hello to everyone!

Kat said...

Hi Dana....

TwiHartRK said...

Tom - we are all multi-taskers here. My DH isn't a fan of Robsessed but he reaps the benefits of my FF reading.

DirtyD said...

Kat- so true, so true.

Tenneil said...

Hey dana....

Anonymous said...

Nothing I like more than a pungent man.

Ted Asablanca - oops did i type that? - doesn't understand the whole Fountain of Unconditional Love we give to Rob.

Anonymous said...

Ellie, I am sure of that, because I am here! And I am a man. And this is a good place to know women better. Ok, Robsessed women.

Kat said...

Hi Mel.... oh, someone must have sent out a RobKats Powers signal....

Ellie said...

Hey, Dana and Tenneil!

Laura, you sound so drastic!

DirtyD said...

Laura- he is prickward in that one for a bit. Still loved it though.

Tenneil said...

Hi Melissa...

Husband reaping ff benefits too!!! LOL

thirtysomething said...

T: you broke out the skillzzzz on me... nice

Melissa said...

I think I had an Alice Cullen moment. I just KNEW you all were here. LOL

TwiHartRK said...

Wow - AJ and Dana -
I think I might Jizz in my pants!!!!

Laura said...

Hey Mel!!!

LOL, Ellie!

Kat said...

And there's AJ.... HELLO! In California yet?

Melissa said...

Laura~HS is very good. No crying for me though! :-)

Ellie said...

Hi, Meland AJ!

Tom, you're right, this is the place to see how a woman's mind works. Or her libido.

thirtysomething said...

Hi Melissa, Ellie, Twi...what is this housemating season you speak of...? why haven't i discovered it yet?

Laura said...

Housemating Season is great! I'm just a little pissed at Mr. Edward Cullen at the moment.

Tenneil said...

Ellie...I dont know if you got my thanks for the ff hook up the other night ....thanks again!!

Melissa said...

Who is "TOM". Tom~are you really a dude or what, bro? Talk to me!

TwiHartRK said...

I didn't hear a Robkat Roll call - must be the testosterone in the house. Brings out the Rkats - bwahahahaha.

DirtyD said...

Alie- yes it is possible for me to tear myself away from ff. Shocking I know!

Laura said...

Hey AJ!

LOL @ Ted Asablanca!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

I had to remember Chapter 16 in HS. Edward really was a total douchebag in that chapter.

Anonymous said...

Ladies, I read my comments again.
Please, forgive my mistakes in english. It is not my mother language.

Kat said...

Tom, you need to pick an avatar...

So, I'm continuing on with "Let Your Light Shine" tonight... I only got to the end of chap 1 before I seduced DH... wondering if I'll get more than one chapter under my belt tonight...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Hey, it's good to see everyone!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Tom - What is your mother tounge?

Ellie said...

Tenneil, you're so very welcome!

and TS, I'll have to get the link for you. brb

Tom, you keeping UP with us?? *wink, wink

TwiHartRK said...

Laura - that is the only FF that has ever made me cry. Worth it though. No pain, blah, blah,

Melissa said...

Kat~Is that fic vamps or human? I started Private Tutor and cannot stop reading!

thirtysomething said...

Ellie: thanks girl...waiting with bated breath

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Twiheart - I've just started 2 in the last day that made me cry my eyes out, and they're just in the first few chapters!!!

DirtyD said...

Kat- I'm reading that right now. I'm all the way to ch.14. That story does not disappoint.

Ellie said...

Here you go, TS...Housemating Season:



http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4805480/1/Housemating_Season

Melissa said...

I think the only fic I have cried over was "Lost"...

Tenneil said...

FF is going to be the end of me...reading the red line right now anyone else read that??

Kat said...

Oh Dana... I'm so glad to hear that. Chap one had be all hot and bothered. Almost want to stick DH in the freezer for a while before he comes to bed.... :-)

Ellie said...

Kat, that one's next for me, after I get caught up in The Office.

thirtysomething said...

ellie: thanks!!!! ... will get right on that

Kat said...

Tenneil.... please don't start the Red Line debacle on here... I'm begging you.... :-)

Melissa said...

Tenneil~I have read what is posted of the Red Line...no updates this week yet...

Ellie said...

" Almost want to stick DH in the freezer for a while before he comes to bed.... "

LMAO,Kat!

Kat said...

Yes, and the perfect kind of bella fucking.... no cockblocking here.

Anonymous said...

Ellie, the "libido" part is the best! Wow, girls!!!

Kat, what is an avatar?

Hi, Melissa. Yeah, a "dude" in the house. A Robsessed male. In the closet, like many of you.

Tenneil said...

Kat...why what up???

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Tom - An avatar is the pic you see to the right of each of our postings. You can use whatever photo you'd like.

Laura said...

Oh shit. I need to read Let Your Light Shine tonight then! Isle Esme? No fade to black bullshit? HELL YEA!
Private Tutor CUMS next! LOL

Melissa said...

Kat~Cool, then I will totally read it!

Tom~SWEET! Nice to see a dude have some Rob love.

Anonymous said...

Whoa! There are peeps still on this thread?

Hellooo!

TwiHartRK said...

LMAO Kat - just give him a bag of frozen peas. Cold hands at least...Maybe some ice water. He'll never suspect a thing.

Kat said...

Tom - an avatar is the little pics we all have. You can set it up in your blogger account.

Tenniel - some of us love it, some of us hate it... it's probably been the most "dividing" ff so far between us. :-)

DirtyD said...

Ellie- you MUST read the Office NOW. Beautiful Bastard....mmmmmmm......he can tear my panties any day.

Melissa said...

Laura~Private Tutor should CUM first, JMHO.

Tenneil said...

Hey AJ!!!
link to let you light shine...anyone???

Laura said...

Tom--I'm feeling a little left out here! LOL I didn't get a hello from you :(

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

AJ - I have to tell you that I read your "Adorkable Rob" blog the other day for the first time and spit up my coffee (mouth and nose), I laughed so hard.

Kat said...

Mel... is Private Tutor complete? I can't start any more unfinished ones...

Ellie said...

Dana, I'm up to right before Bella goes to the Cullens' for dinner.

TwiHartRK said...

T - not everyone is a TRL fan. Laura, Light Shine - my fave lemons EVVA - seriously HOT, SWEET - comments in the happy place galore.

Kat said...

Tenneil, here you go:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4837355/1/Let_Your_Light_Shine

Melissa said...

Kat~No its not complete, but it has 37 chapters. I really like it so far...only on chapter 12 though.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Kat - Which is the dividing ff?

Ellie said...

AJ, me too...I'm loving all that you write. See my note there.

Anonymous said...

Thanks KK! Please feel free to correct my spelling and grammar. I could use the help.

THERE"S A GUY ON THE BLOG!!!!! oh, i see you already knew that. Hi Tom!

Anonymous said...

KK, I was born in Spain, but grew up in Portugal.

It is difficult to keep up w/ you all, girls. Too much strogen!

DirtyD said...

Ellie- the dinner. Fuck....the dinner. So hot. I think i'm gonna have to re-read this fic for the 4th time.

Ellie said...

Alie, what's EVVA?

Kat said...

KK - The Red Line.... not everyone's cup of tea, including mine...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Dana and Ellie...Which ff are you talking about?

Melissa said...

True that, Dana!! The dinner was HOT! Dayum...'Nuff said.

Tenneil said...

Kat ...thanks...
I am almost done with it...but what is wrong with the story...have I missed something

Anonymous said...

Ellie - you are an angel writing me the nicest comments. And this is why we made you mistress of the naughty room. Plug your ears, Tom.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Kat - Thanks.

DirtyD said...

I can see why peeps doen't like TRL, but damn Whoreward is fine.

Ellie said...

Dana~~what, do they do it under the table while everyone's eating, or something...He eats while they eat? lol

Melissa said...

I heart you, Laura! {{HUGS}} LOL!

Anonymous said...

HI, LAURA! HELLO, LAURA! HOW ARE YOU, LAURA?

DirtyD said...

KK- it's called The Office. Let me go find the link for ya.

TwiHartRK said...

TRL - no likey (to quote Mel) - Light Shine. My fav lemons EVVA = ever!!! LOL

Kat said...

Tenniel.... "I am almost done with it...but what is wrong with the story...have I missed something...."

Really?

Ellie said...

KK, it's "The Office". I'll get you the link if you haven't read it. So, SO HOT!

Melissa said...

Dana~I think it has something to do with the begging to pee and the cock cage. I will admit, that shit was hard to read! Bleh.

Laura said...

LOL, Tom! Thanks, babe :) haha

DirtyD said...

Ellie- not under the table. I don't want to spoil it for ya so i won't tell you where they get it on. Let me just say this, Bella can see Newton while Edward is giving her the business so to speak.

Kat said...

Laura, you know I HEART you...

Tom, are you in Portugal now? Isn't it the middle of the night?

Laura said...

Oh, yeah, Ellie! The dinner scene was hawt!!

Tenneil said...

Okay Dana... thanks I am kindof liking whoreward...

crazy said...

I'm here....not caught up on stuff. Who's here???

DirtyD said...

KK- here's the link

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871819/1/


Mel- I try to block out all that shit. The stuff with Sir Kevin nearly did me in though.

Ellie said...

KK, here's the link for The Office:


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871819/3/The_Office

Melissa said...

LOL, Alie! {{{HUGS}}}

TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay my Dirty Bitches are you here or on the new post?

Laura said...

DB! How are ya, girl?

DirtyD said...

Tenneil- the things whoreward "teaches" Bella is hot. There is no denying that.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Dana and Ellie - Thanks for the link!

Crazy - Welcome back!

Ellie said...

Fucking shit, Dana, now I have to go peek and check it out!

You're such a fucking tease, girl!

Melissa said...

Dana~I'm glad she skipped most of the Sir Kevin details. I may have had to stop reading right then! *HORK*

Laura said...

Oh and I HEART y'all too, Mel and Kat! MUAH!

DirtyD said...

Hi DB :)

Ellie said...

But you know I lurve you.

Kat said...

DB... looks like we're here for now... should we move up to stop the scroll?

Melissa said...

Hey, DB!

crazy said...

Hi KK!!! gals/guy! what are we talking about? anything schmexy?

Anonymous said...

IN THE GQ ARTICLE


"His clothes smell like he has recently purchased them off the back of someone less fortunate than he."


Which I assume means he smells homeless.

I believe it. But I love him!!!

Ellie said...

DB!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥

Ellie said...

Did everyone move up??

DirtyD said...

Ellie- I am a tease. I think you should send me to the naughty room. Rob set up the whipping bench and bought a new riding crop.

Kat said...

Ellie - I guess so.... let's go check :-)

DirtyD said...

moving up

Tenneil said...

Hello DB!!!

Anonymous said...

YES, KK, it is middle of the night. I am wrecked! And I am going to bed now. Have to work tomorrow.

Anyway, I don't understand a word of what you are saying. I never read any fan-fiction. Maybe one day...

Have a good night, ladies. And nice Rob/dreams.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Only butt plug lovers get the naughty room/ whipping bench tonight girls. Convert or miss out.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Well Fuck. "TOM" must hate me. He didn't say Hi and he left when I got here. Wow. Bummer.

Ellie said...

Night, Tom, nice talking with you!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Tom - Good night! Come back and visit real soon!

Kat said...

I'll wait until tomorrow the DB... even for Rob I'm not converting...

Kat said...

Night Tom... sweet Rob dreams to you, just avoid the wet spot...

Ellie said...

Are we moving up?

staying?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Tsk Tsk Kat. You really never know until he asks with those gorgeous pouty lips, sexy heavy lidded eyes darkened by his need, and irresistable sex hair.

crazy said...

Hi Tenneil, Ellie, every one~
sure hope we are done with discussing Poor Rob's scent etc.

Melissa said...

NIGHT TOM! See ya!

crazy said...

Night Tom - come again! (wink)

Melissa said...

I vote we move.

Kat said...

I'll distract him with a BJ, works wonders....

Jewels64 said...

What's up lovelies!? I felt the call go out and since I haven't blogged in days...I'm in fucking withdrawl....

TheDogsBollocks said...

Just tell me where to go. Everybody else does (it's just never really nice).

Anonymous said...

Oh, Tom ... you're a SPANIARD??? Whoa, Lorca's got competition now ... I think I love you already :) Crazy, you better hold me down.

Seriously, it's darn hard to keep up with all the chatter when everyone is hot over ff. I like to just sit back and try to refresh my computer and just enjoy. Ya'll are hilarious tonight!

Thanks for the info about starting an account, Kat. I'll give it a try. Where do you find an avatar?

Tenneil said...

nite tom!!

Laura said...

Hey Jules!

TheDogsBollocks said...

I don't know. He's pretty fired up about the butt plug. A BJ will only distract him for a good 15 minutes.

Melissa said...

Ok, I'm moving up...are you guys CUMming or what?

Melissa said...

Hi Jules!

crazy said...

Smitten - fraud! can't spell spaniard. Did Kat give info on starting FF acct to get updates? I so need that because i'm an idiot. Don't laugh, Tenneil - if you're here ;)

Sabrizzle said...

Hi loves!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Everyone who hasn't moved up to the newest post. Move!! :)

crazy said...

ok ...uhh i can't keep up!

angel said...

i even forgot what i'm in for to comment... lolz
u guys are the best!!!
just love it...
& just to stay on topic... who the hell cares what ted says? he's a jackass anyway...

kespax said...

What a load of.............

So they can't find anything to feed the frenzy for RP news and they come up with this - or is it the funny cast playing pranks as they have already said they are up to shenanigans.
I can imagine a few of them having fun - hey lets do a Rob stinks rumour, could even be the hotness himself sending out stinky messages, he's a funny guy:)

Anonymous said...

i already got an idea about this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f4ws-Htcn4. maybe musty but not 'hardcore' as what rachelle said.

Divinesally said...

Man I read Rob got hurt on set. Is there any truth to that? If so, poor dude. They say a wind gust blew a metal sign and knocked him out. He has a knot on the back of his head. =( I hope that's not true.

First, the GQ interviewer then Perez posting stuff about Rob's hygiene. I think it's all exaggerations. he himself spreads those rumors so people won't be so obsessed with him. However, it has the adverse reaction, everyone would gladly shower him, with him. hehe. He's rugged and a little musty and I like it. A dude shouldn't be TOO clean, but not smell like B.O. all the time. Somewhere in between. A bad odor can be a huge turn off when you're trying to get it on. And anyhoo, even if he doesn't shower often or wash his clothes, he's still attractive, funny and multi-talented. His personality and looks make up for anything. Even though my man is clean, he doesn't shower everyday and he also has dry scalp like Rob (honestly at times I do to lol) Like right now, I totally need to wash my hair... and I consider both of us to be very clean people.

His smell wouldn't bother the majority of us, because it's not like we're going to be coming into contact with him. Sadly. He sure cleans up well, that's for sure!!!

Anonymous said...

Haven't you all read the GQ article about him? Didn't the reporter ever so gently mention that Rob's "clothes" smelled like he'd bought them off a homeless person? Didn't Kristen answer the question "what do you most dislike about your costar" ... "The way he smells"? (Watch the video.) Hasn't he admitted to wearing the same clothes for days on end. I know it's difficult people, but try to put the pieces together... But heck, it's not so bad! If he smells terrible, maybe that gives all the ladies out there more of a shot with him. You'll just hold your nose.

Anonymous said...

I rather believe those friends who didn't say he stink. Much more reliable source. Tho, if he stank, I don't think I'd even care. Every boy needs to have a flaw :)

And I was just wondering am I the only one who don't want Rob to date Kristen? Everyone is always jumping around about that pairing, and I just don't see it.

Anonymous said...

crazy rumors!!,

Anonymous said...

This is so funny. If you get close to most people they smell. It does not matter if you are from Europe or Arkansas ..."YOU SMELL". People in general are stinky creatures whether you bathe or not. If the person who was complaining about this to "Mr. The Awful Truth" were a good person or even a decent person he/she would have said something to their superior and that person would have brought it up with the director and or producers, they would have taken the issue to "the stinky boy himself" and this whole thing would never have become subject matter for bloggers like myself. Not to mention the fact that it really would have been the intelligent and right way to handle this type of problem.

Anonymous said...

We don't care,
we don't care,
we don't care, care, care!

Anonymous said...

Total blog comments from Rob's video on Twilight set last year: 22
Total blog comments about Rob's alleged on set body odour issues: 395
Imagining me cleaning stinky Rob in my flat and giving him a body massage naked: $*(&^^*$&( PRICELESS.

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