Robert Pattinson - Here, There and Everywhere

MTV Hollywood Crush writer/contributor Vanessa White Wolf is in Bora Bora. Is MTV hiring? I'll work for free if they'll send me to places like Bora Bora for "work". If you've never heard of Bora Bora check this out. I'm pretty sure that's what heaven looks like...

What were we talking about? *dreams of Bora Bora*...

Oh yeah, here is what Wolf reports:

We hopped on a small boat to be whisked away to the tiny town of Vaitape. We were dropped off in the main marketplace, which was actually only a little strip of about four different shops.

The first image we're greeted with? Robert Pattinson. More specifically, Robert Pattinson's beautiful, pensive face from a "Twilight" poster plastered in a store window.



Anyway, in store number two, we browsed the aisles of flowered pareos and Tahitian vanilla. Suddenly, we came upon upon Robert Pattinson's dreamy visage. Actually, a ton of Robert Pattinson's :



Gozde: Here is my suggestion to Rob. I went to a Turkish Island last week, it's called Gokceada (older name in Turkish: İmroz; Greek: Ίμβρος – Imvros), and here is the magazine rack there:



So unless you bring Kristen,Taylor or some pregnant woman with you, you'll be fine & free there :)

This is the view from a village on the island:


And that surfer could be you while I swim in the back :)



Just think about it ;)

P.S.: Please do not post a comment in the lines of "Why wouldn't he bring Kristen?". Look at the magazine rack and use your brain on why I wrote that :) No drama please...

18 comments:

erikitty said...

I'd say it's mainly cuz you want him on that island all to yourself!

... & who wouldn't ;P

Anonymous said...

So according to your theory he shouldn´t bring his Porsche and his Speedboat, which he bought in Cannes, eighter.

Makes total sense to me as well :-) ...

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ahh, can already imagine him there, on that beach...drinking a margie, or a cornoa, or maybe doing some body shots....

Beautiful photos!

Haystackhair said...

Wow Goz, I'll start packing if you will! I'm in!!!!

Agnes said...

I'd love to go to Turkey. I'm writing my second novel about Suleiman the Magnificent and a red haired gözde. :)

Haystackhair said...

Meant to say, the banner!!! GAH!! DIED. THUD!

Marna said...

"So unless you bring Kristen,Taylor or some pregnant woman with you, you'll be fine & free there :)"

I seriously wish I did not have a mouth full of water when I read that LOL

RPnKSaddict said...

Gozde, I bet after all the craziness he's been through, he'd love to go to that deserted beach with you. It's beautiful and I bet quiet other than the waves lapping at the shore.

RPnKSaddict said...

Bye the way the banner is of coarse sexy as hell.

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rpattz-turn-me-on said...

are we in a Rob drought?


i thought the Rob drought was over.

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Unknown said...

He needs to go to the North Shore of Oahu, cause no one will give a flying eff who he is over there. lol :)

Johnny Depp and Marlon Brando were filming a movie over there when I lived there, and both of them had to wait in line for a seat at the local restaurant like everyone else, it was hilarious. And Depp by the way was a perfect gentleman about it all and very friendly with people, and people were friendly with him back without being intrustive. i think Robert would react similarly.

Unknown said...

oh, and also, why would'nt he bring Kristen?

hahahahaa....

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

Rob is not going anywhere without his knitter,where ever he goes,

the beautiful mullet is close behind Lol

Unknown said...

Wow..no Rob rumors on E! last night and the other night, and frankly that's the only thing I look forward in them, but don't get me wrong I don't love Rob rumors I love ROB!!

I'm still waiting for Rob in that E!Sexiest Young actors list!

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anna F said...

My vain hope is that he could stumble upon your marvellous update and get a good laugh like I did...

Or even consider your offer LOL!
The boy needs some sane people around him~

 
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